NFL Week 11: Losing Frenzy

"Losing is a disease...as contagious as Bubonic Plague...attacking one...but infecting all..."

It's more than a number in the "L" column. It's more than the low end of the final score. As the sports shrink said in The Natural, losing is a state of mind that can be just as lethal as a raging virus. It's like a hungry termite colony in a lumber yard. Remember the body odor in Jerry Seinfeld's car?

When this epidemic reaches a fervor, the fingers start pointing. Media, fans, and even players feel the freedom to become pragmatic and deliver verdicts on the cause and solutions for such "corruption."

In most of these atrocities, it's always easier to place the cross hairs on the head coach.

Sometimes, these allegations are unfounded and born out of hysterical emotion. Other times, the reasons have sharp teeth and are draped with common sense. Either way, head coaches and their statuses have become very popular at water coolers, in chat rooms, and the subject of many...web articles.

To prove my point, I'm going to give my two cents on each NFL coach's standing as of now while looking at each game this week. What are your thoughts?

• Miami Dolphins (4-5) at Carolina Panthers (4-5): NFLN, 8:20pm EST, Thursday Night - Removing Tony Sparano has not even entered Bill Parcells' mind, and John Fox will be back next year barring a Panthers meltdown. Carolina is 10-2 in their last 12 regular-season home games. Fins RB Ronnie Brown is done for the year.
  

• Indianapolis Colts (9-0) at Baltimore Ravens (5-4): CBS, 1pm EST - If it's not broke, don't fix it. The state of affairs in Baltimore are just fine despite the record. Jim Harbaugh is entrenched on the Ravens sideline for many years to come. As far as Indy, well...nothing else needs to be said...except that their poor running attack and defense will catch up with them.
  

• Cleveland Browns (1-8) at Detroit Lions (1-8): CBS, 1pm EST - A swarm of vultures are already descending upon Browns headquarters as Eric Mangini's flesh sizzles. Jim Schwartz is safe in Detroit.
  

• Buffalo Bills (3-6) at Jacksonville Jaguars (5-4): CBS, 1pm EST - Losing has claimed its first victim this season as the Dick Jauron era passed away in Buffalo. DC Perry Fewell is interim coach, but owner Ralph Wilson is visiting with Mike Shanahan. Meanwhile, Jack Del Rio seems safe in J-town although nothing seems certain until they get a clear picture of the franchise's future.
  

• Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3) at Kansas City Chiefs (2-7): CBS, 1pm EST - Removing Mike Tomlin from Pittsburgh's grasp is a futile effort while Todd Haley should be fine in KC unless his anger continues to get the best of him...which very well could happen when his marshmallow run defense faces RB Rashard Mendenhall.
  

• Washington Redskins (3-6) at Dallas Cowboys (6-3): FOX, 1pm EST - It doesn't take a Harvard professor to figure out what Snyder has planned for Jim Zorn. He's already removed is play-calling duties, respect, and dignity. Wade Phillips's head is above water, but December isn't here yet. Missing the playoffs will be his death blow.
  

• San Francisco 49ers (4-5) at Green Bay Packers (5-4): FOX, 1pm EST - Regardless of this year's finish, Mike Singletary isn't going anywhere. Things are also quite kosher in Green Bay for Mike McCarthy. The Pack should be able to ride the momentum wave from last week and control the Niners at home.
  

• Seattle Seahawks (3-6) at Minnesota Vikings (8-1): FOX, 1pm EST - This is the first year for Jim Mora, Jr. so the grace will be there for at least 2010. Brett Favre-persuader Brad Childress is on the verge of a well-deserved contract extension.
  

• Atlanta Falcons (5-4) at NY Giants (5-4): FOX, 1pm EST - Both of these teams are currently underachieving, but it's not enough to conjure up rumors regarding the impatience of both GM's towards Mike Smith and Tom Coughlin. This is a critical game for Atlanta if they want to stay in the playoff hunt.
  

• New Orleans Saints (9-0) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-8): FOX, 1pm EST - Rookie head coach Raheem Morris obviously needs more time to prove himself especially now that he's found a reliable QB in Josh Freeman. I don't need to talk about Sean Payton.
  

• Arizona Cardinals (6-3) at St. Louis Rams (1-8): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Much like Tampa's Morris, Rams coach Steve Spagnuolo needs more time with this team which is playing their heart out. Ken Whisenhunt's future in Arizona is pristine. Kurt Warner thrives when he faces his former team.
  

• San Diego Chargers (6-3) at Denver Broncos (6-3): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Every year, Norv Turner has his own lynch mob, but he always finds a way to calm the storm by getting his team to make a second-half turnaround. The Chargers are hot as they head into Mile High to face a Broncos team that seems to actually be in good hands with Josh McDaniels.
  

• NY Jets (4-5) at New England Patriots (6-3): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Despite "The Call Heard 'Round The World", Belichick hasn't lost his handle on the Pats and will be around until he leaves on his terms. Rex Ryan showed an emotional side of himself that the Jets had never seen after last week's loss. At least he's no Mangini.
  

• Cincinnati Bengals (7-2) at Oakland Raiders (2-7): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Remember the days when Marvin Lewis was under fire in Cincy? Those days are a distant memory as the Bengals have gotten everyone's attention. For Tom Cable, not so much...except from the N.O.W.
  

• Philadelphia Eagles (5-4) at Chicago Bears (4-5): NBC, 8:20pm EST - It's pretty safe to say that Andy Reid isn't going anywhere, but I'm not so sure about Bears head coach Lovie Smith. Chicago is destroying lofty expectations despite the trade for Jay Cutler who, in all fairness, still has no lethal targets.
  

• Tennessee Titans (3-6) at Houston Texans (5-4): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - It might take a trip to the playoffs for the first time in team history to save Gary Kubiak's job, while Jeff Fisher appears to be safe once again after switching to Vince Young and leading the Titans to three straight wins.

STANDINGS

Keyshawn Johnson: 12-3, 100-44

Peter King: 9-6, 98-46

Chris Mortensen: 8-7, 97-47

Adam Schefter: 9-6, 97-47

Cris Carter: 9-6, 96-48

Eddie Chinn: 8-7, 93-51

Mike Ditka: 9-6, 90-54

NFL Week 10: Lost and Found

Amber alerts are terrifying.

They signal to the community that a family is missing a cherished part of their existence. Panic and patience form an unlikely union in the midst of this vociferous void. The craving to be one again is indescribable.

When the child is found safe, the overwhelming sense of relief is accompanied by a thunderous joy which cascades through the family and out among their supporters.

A lost child and a struggling football team don't belong in the same zip code, but in some ways there are similarities. When chemistry, confidence, discipline, or wise play-calling disappear, the chasm can be deafening. Other components, when absent, can handicap the ability to put a winning product on the field which breeds distress and hopelessness.

When they're discovered, everyone from the owner to the fans wants to run out in the streets and kiss strangers.

During Week 9, several teams had reason to celebrate as they finally seemed to find that one thing that was keeping them in contention...or from respectability. Let's take a look at those discoveries as we take a peek into the battles slated for Week 10.

• Chicago Bears (4-4) at San Francisco 49ers (3-5): NFLN, 8:20pm EST, Thursday Night Football - Is it just me or is it a weird coincidence that the Niners have lost every game since the immature WR Michael Crabtree joined the team?
  

• Atlanta Falcons (5-3) at Carolina Panthers (3-5): FOX, 1pm EST - It's nice to see RB Michael Turner exploding out of hibernation, but Atlanta will need more than that vs. this Panthers team who has a lethal running attack themselves and the tools to hammer a rattled Matt Ryan.
  

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-7) at Miami Dolphins (3-5): FOX, 1pm EST - Like a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, a piercing beam of light penetrated the dark cloud last week over Tampa when they unearthed a lost treasure: a bonafide QB. Josh Freeman appears to have the goods, but Miam will keep it real for him.
  

• Detroit Lions (1-7) at Minnesota Vikings (7-1): FOX, 1pm EST - The mighty Lions have yet to win a road game this season. These rested Vikings have won 14 of the last 15 contests. Brett Favre has won his last six battles vs. Detroit. Should I keep going?
  

• New Orleans Saints (8-0) at St. Louis Rams (1-7): FOX, 1pm EST - Will this "train they call the City of New Orleans" ever stop?
  

• Jacksonville Jaguars (4-4) at NY Jets (4-4): CBS, 1pm EST - This is just the type of opponent that the sliding Jets need to face coming off their bye. A rested Mark Sanchez faces a Jags defense that has 8 sacks all year and is 22nd vs. the run. This bodes well also for the #1 ranked rushing attack in the league.
  

• Cincinnati Bengals (6-2) at Pittsburgh Steelers (6-2): CBS, 1pm EST - If you like fierce and ugly battles, then this AFC North showdown for first place is for you. The world champions have won 5 in a row and have never lost to a division opponent at home under coach Mike Tomlin. Cincy is 3-0 on the road. Buckle up.
  

• Buffalo Bills (3-5) at Tennessee Titans (2-6): CBS, 1pm EST - I know coach Jeff Fisher felt pressure from his owner to begin the Vince Young era, but that just might have been the final push that Fisher needed on his shovel to uncover the treasure he's needed to turn this ship around. This team has a whole new personality.
  

• Denver Broncos (6-2) at Washington Redskins (2-6): CBS, 1pm EST - As Tom Petty would say, "And I'm free, I'm free fallin'..."
  

• Kansas City Chiefs (1-7) at Oakland Raiders (2-6): CBS, 4:05pm EST - While the Raiders recuperated from a dismal first half with a bye last week, the Chiefs discovered that they still have a knack for losing.
  

• Seattle Seahawks (3-5) at Arizona Cardinals (5-3): FOX, 4:15pm EST - Last week's 5-TD performance by Kurt Warner was amazing, but it doesn't replace the fact that Arizona is very inconsistent this year. They're also 1-3 at home having been outscored by a total of 39 points. Both teams need rushing therapy.
  

• Dallas Cowboys (6-2) at Green Bay Packers (4-4): FOX, 4:15pm EST - Something dislodged and snapped back into place for Dallas in their monster win in Philly last Sunday. Speaking of snapping, QB Aaron Rodgers behind an inept O-line vs. Demarcus Ware and Co. is a recipe for whiplash. This could be a blowout.
  

• Philadelphia Eagles (5-3) at San Diego Chargers (5-3): FOX, 4:15pm EST - When San Diego's defense is at the top of their game (as they are right now), they are a nightmare. If Philly dreams of winning this contest, they must run the ball effectively and wear down this dominating unit and not turn the ball over.
  

• New England Patriots (6-2) at Indianapolis Colts (8-0): NBC, 8:20pm EST - If you like gridiron drama, teeth-grinding anticipation, and throat-straining excitement, then you have come to the right place. This paramount rivalry has never disappointed -- Manning, Wayne, Brady, Moss, and Belichick. Hook up the catheter and enjoy.
  

• Baltimore Ravens (4-4) at Cleveland Browns (1-7): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - Members of the Dawg Pound are protesting Cleveland's dismal performance this season by not showing up in their seats for....kickoff. Then, they'll go find their seats. I can see that the senselessness on the field is airborne.
  

BYE: NY GIANTS and HOUSTON TEXANS

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 8-5, 89-40

Peter King: 8-5, 89-40

Adam Schefter: 8-5, 88-41

Keyshawn Johnson: 8-5, 88-41

Cris Carter: 8-5, 87-42

Eddie Chinn: 8-5, 85-44

Mike Ditka: 7-6, 81-48

NFL Week 9: Mid-Season Report

Well, here we are. As hard as it is to believe, we're already at the halfway point of the 2009 season.

The first eight weeks have done very little to disappoint the NFL kingdom. Volatile shootouts, explosive running attacks, and decimating defenses have permeated NFL coliseums giving fans an experience that money can't buy. There have also been certain story lines that have added just the right seasoning and flavor. In the midst of these battles, there have been some warriors who have valiantly stood out.

My Mid-Season award winners:

1. NFC MVP: Brett Favre. Leave the old man alone. He's having a career year.

2. AFC MVP: Peyton Manning. He's the only reason that Indy hasn't lost a step post-Dungy.

3. NFC Rookie of the Year: Percy Harvin. Don't forget this name.

4. AFC Rookie of the Year: Knowshon Moreno. He's clamoring to break out of the gates in Mile High country.

5. NFC Coach of the Year: Sean Payton. Incredible job giving this undefeated team balance.

6. AFC Coach of the Year: Josh McDaniels. I can't believe I just typed that, but who can argue?

So, are you ready for the second half? Let's take a look at Week 9 as the NFL continues its journey to Tampa, FL.

• Washington Redskins (2-5) at Atlanta Falcons (4-3): FOX, 1pm EST - Strolling into the Georgia Dome right now to face a wounded Falcons team on the heels of two straight losses is a horrible idea. You'd probably have more fun playing bingo.
  

• Arizona Cardinals (4-3) at Chicago Bears (4-3): FOX, 1pm EST - Inconsistency has ruled both teams this year. It will be interesting to see which teams show up Sunday in Soldier Field. In a bizarre twist, Arizona is undefeated on the road while the Bears are 3-0 at home this season.
  

• Green Bay Packers (4-3) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-7): FOX, 1pm EST - Bucs rookie QB Josh Freeman begins his NFL career facing a team who has a damaged psyche after last week's emotional loss to the Vikings. There will be desperation on both teams, but Green Bay is more equipped to do something about it.
  

• Miami Dolphins (3-4) at New England Patriots (5-2): CBS, 1pm EST - Last year, the Dolphins went to New England and introduced The Wildcat offense. The result was a significant loss for the Pats. The Hood is a master at adjusting so don't expect him to fall captive to Miami's shenanigans again especially on the heels of a bye.
  

• Houston Texans (5-3) at Indianapolis Colts (7-0): CBS, 1pm EST - It's pretty clear that the Colts own the Texans. They are 13-1 vs. Houston and have never lost to them at home (7-0). Peyton Manning has seared the Texans in his career as well. While Houston has won three in a row, there is no one hotter than Indy.
  

• Baltimore Ravens (4-3) at Cincinnati Bengals (5-2): CBS, 1pm EST - If there was one area that Baltimore was weakening in, it was their defense. Last Sunday, that all changed when they put a clamp on Denver. Now, they travel to Cincy to take on a Bengals team whose two losses have come at home.
  

• Kansas City Chiefs (1-6) at Jacksonville Jaguars (3-4): CBS, 1pm EST - Anyone could Twitter the game plan to coach Jack Del Rio: give the ball to Maurice Jones-Drew.
  

• Carolina Panthers (3-4) at New Orleans Saints (7-0): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Past history would tell us that coach John Fox dominates the Saints. He's 10-4 against them, and Carolina has won six of the past seven meetings. But those victories were not against THESE Saints.
  

• Detroit Lions (1-6) at Seattle Seahawks (2-5): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Raise your hand if you care.
  

• Tennessee Titans (1-6) at San Francisco 49ers (3-4): CBS, 4:15pm EST - With Vince Young at QB, Tennessee looked and played like a different team last week in their win vs. the Jags. RB Chris Johnson's career day didn't hurt either. The Niners have lost three in a row and have been inconsistent on both sides of the ball.
  

• San Diego Chargers (4-3) at NY Giants (5-3): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Something is amiss in the Big Apple. The Giants defense, especially their secondary, has become porous, and QB Eli Manning has looked like a rookie in the last three games. This is great news for QB Philip Rivers and Co.
  

• Dallas Cowboys (5-2) at Philadelphia Eagles (5-2): NBC, 8:20pm EST - There's nothing like an energized NFC East battle on the national stage with first place on the line. Plus, these two teams truly dislike each other. Both teams have won two in a row and have balanced offensive attacks. Tony Romo has won 12 straight November starts.
  

• Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2) at Denver Broncos (6-1): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - If you're in the mood for a hardcore battle, then look no further than Invesco Field. Denver will know more about itself in seeing how it responds to its first loss of the season vs. the world champions. If there is a chink in the Steelers' armor its on special teams which is good news for Denver's return specialist Eddie Royal. Get out your TiVo and cancel any plans you had.

BYE: BUFFALO BILLS, CLEVELAND BROWNS, MINNESOTA VIKINGS, NY JETS, OAKLAND RAIDERS, ST. LOUIS RAMS

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 9-4, 81-35

Peter King: 11-2, 81-35

Adam Schefter: 6-7, 80-36

Keyshawn Johnson: 11-2, 80-36

Cris Carter: 8-5, 79-37

Eddie Chinn: 9-4, 77-39

Mike Ditka: 6-7, 74-42

"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"

Those famous words, uttered by the great Ulysses Everett McGill in O Brother, Where Art Thou?, proves that he knew a thing or two about being in precarious situations.

So does Titans coach Jeff Fisher.

During his 15-year coaching stint with Tennessee, Fisher has been through it all. He has seen the best of times and the worst of times. And, through it all, Titans owner Bud Adams has remained by his side and loyal. He has avoided getting involved and tried to take a back seat while Fisher and his coaches did what they were hired to do.

Tennessee has now lost six straight games to begin the 2009 campaign; one which they were destined and equipped to make a run at the Super Bowl. Their defense is now ranked 31st while the offense has been sluggish including an impotent passing effort led by the old journeyman Kerry Collins. He simply hasn't been making plays and winning ball games like he did during last year's 13-3 season.

Coach Fisher has stayed by Collins' side all year. He's also the one who made the decision to let Jim Schwartz leave his DC post and take the Detroit gig. He also hired his replacement in Chuck Cecil. Through these six excruciating battles, Fisher has remained loyal to Collins and remained steadfast as the Titans have continued to sink. These once-admirable traits though have made Mr. Adams impatient.

This past week, the 86-year-old Titans owner reaffirmed his man crush on Vince Young who has been the #2 QB while waiting for his time of redemption to begin after going through a major maturation process in the last year and a half. He believes that VY has what it takes to get this team back to its winning ways.

The result was Fisher announcing this past Thursday that the Vince Young era had arrived.

Bud Adams did more than just flex his muscles as the owner. He abused his position. He overlooked the chain of command, cut out the middle man in GM Mike Reinfeldt, and imposed his will on Fisher. Of course, Fisher will never admit that this is what happened and will appear supportive of Adams because that is the kind of man that he is.

Yes, I know he's the owner. Yes, he writes the checks and it all starts with him at the top of the pyramid. But what exactly does this say about Adams? Why would an owner disrespect the system and put his head coach in such an awkward dilemma by forcing him to make a change against his wishes?

Don't get me wrong. The manslaughter in snowy New England showed that Fisher's stay-the-course manner needed to take a back seat. It didn't take a rocket scientist to see that changes needed to be made, but Fisher has proven in the past that he knows how to improvise and make it work.

Instead, Adams interfered and put Fisher in a position where he isn't liable if Tennessee continues to decay. There will be the argument that if Adams had just stayed away that this vessel could have corrected its course.

Don't get me wrong, Jeff Fisher has made some mistakes this year. Maybe enough to get fired even if Adams had stayed behind the curtain while this thing did, in fact, blow up.

But, he deserves to lose or keep his job with dignity and on his own terms instead of being jerked around by an intruding owner. Adams should have kept his mouth shut and let the hierarchy function.

Instead, the Titans move forward with an owner-endorsed QB and a suspicious head coach.

NFL Week 8: Scary Events

Week 7 consisted of some battles that were nail-biting, inspiring, laughable, and downright horrifying...you could write a screenplay to Saw VII.

This past week has also had its share of incidents that were enough to make you run and hide or shake your head in utter disbelief.

In Tennessee, owner Bud Adams expresses his man crush on QB Vince Young. Coach Fisher announces on Thursday that Young is now the starting QB. For those of you playing at home, the Titans do have a GM. Things appear out of tune in Music City.

The atrocity on the field has now bled into the stands in Cleveland. A petition has gone out to all the denizens of the Dawg Pound to boycott the start of the game on Nov. 16th vs. Baltimore on Monday Night Football. He wants them to stay on the concourses, outside the stadium, or in bathrooms until the kickoff is over. He wants owner Randy Lerner to get a clear message that the fans have had enough. I have an idea: Just don't go to the game.

Upon further review, Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell has, in fact, admitted that last week's loss was his fault. He now sees that he made some mistakes. "We still have a lot of football to go...It's going to be OK, I promise. Just take my word that things are going to get better. I can't tell you when, but I know they are." Isn't that what they said on the Titanic?

Long-time Chiefs idiot Larry Johnson used a gay slur twice this week expressing his displeasure with Kansas City's coaches and the direction of the team. According to GM Scott Pioli, that includes creating a new culture and attitude in order to raise up a struggling franchise that has sunk to the NFL ocean floor. It's also well-known that disloyalty will not be tolerated.

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger has taken his share of sacks over the years. He's been driven into the turf 212 times since 2004 which is a NFL high for 87 games. So, I guess it should be no surprise then that he got sacked...during a bye week. In last week's win vs. the Vikings, Big Ben was thrown for a one-yard loss. Not anymore. An NFL scoring change is now calling it a sack.

There were also several teams that were the victims of brutal slayings. Cleveland remained true to form as Green Bay buried them 31-3. Kansas City avoided the upset by submitting to San Diego 37-7. Indianapolis ravaged the Rams 42-6 to stay unbeaten. In London, New England put on a jolly good show in old England by destroying Tampa 35-7. Oakland proved that they aren't a fluke by getting hammered by the Jets 38-0. And, Cincinnati was not a good host as they were very rude to Chicago 45-10. Six out of 13 games were blowouts with a combined score of 228-33.

Let's take a look at the Week 8 contests as we try to get past Halloween.

• Denver Broncos (6-0) at Baltimore Ravens (3-3): CBS, 1pm EST - Both teams are coming off byes, have suffocating defenses and balanced offenses, and young coaches who excel at putting together a game plan. This should be quite a ride.
  

• Cleveland Browns (1-6) at Chicago Bears (3-3): CBS, 1pm EST - I wonder if Browns coach Eric Mangini knows what he wants to be when he grows up.
  

• Houston Texans (4-3) at Buffalo Bills (3-4): CBS, 1pm EST - Normally, you wouldn't pick these two teams as being dangerous away from home, but both are becoming road warriors. Buffalo's ball-stealing secondary will have its hands full with Matt Schaub and Co.
  

• Miami Dolphins (2-4) at NY Jets (4-3): CBS, 1pm EST - If I had told you before the season began that by Week 8 the top two rushing teams would be the Jets and Dolphins, you would have laughed in my face. I have a feeling the Jets have their sense of humor back.
  

• St. Louis Rams (0-7) at Detroit Lions (1-5): FOX, 1pm EST - How bad do Lions fans want to see their team get out of their funk? The game is blacked out in Detroit.
  

• Seattle Seahawks (2-4) at Dallas Cowboys (4-2): FOX, 1pm EST - This is actually a critical game for Dallas who if facing Philly and Green Bay on the road the next two weeks, and if they want to be a playoff team, they must show up like they did last week vs. Atlanta.
  

• San Francisco 49ers (3-3) at Indianapolis Colts (6-0): FOX, 1pm EST - I think you could randomly select anyone in the crowd and let them be head coach while making QB Peyton Manning the offensive coordinator, and get the same results.
  

• NY Giants (5-2) at Philadelphia Eagles (4-2): FOX, 1pm EST - There's no doubt that this is a big day in the City of Brotherly Love. The Eagles host the hated Giants who will be looking to exact revenge on Philly after last year's playoff defeat. Across the street, the Phillies host the Yankees a few hours later. Good times.
  

• Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3) at Tennessee Titans (0-6): CBS, 4:05pm EST - This has the elements of being a closer game than the records indicate. Both squads have lethal running attacks and the two worst secondaries in the league. It also marks the beginning of the Vince Young era...again...so the home crowd will be pumped.
  

• Oakland Raiders (2-5) at San Diego Chargers (3-3): CBS, 4:05pm EST - A loss to the Raiders could result in a massive amount of For Sale signs showing up in Norv Turner's front yard.
  

• Carolina Panthers (2-4) at Arizona Cardinals (4-2): FOX, 4:15pm EST - Last week, the Panthers allowed only 167 net yards and nine first downs to Buffalo...and lost. This week, Carolina visits the red hot Cardinals. Need I say more?
  

• Minnesota Vikings (6-1) at Green Bay Packers (4-2): FOX, 4:15pm EST - It's time. The reality that Packers fans have been dreading will come to pass when Brett Favre steps onto Lambeau Field wearing the scariest costume on the face of the earth. You can dissect this game as microscopic as you want, but Favre will be juiced for this ultimate showdown. Everyone will.
  

• Atlanta Falcons (4-2) at New Orleans Saints (6-0): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - Preparing a game plan against this smoldering Saints squad is like raking leafs in a wind storm.
  

BYE: BENGALS, CHIEFS, PATRIOTS, STEELERS, BUCCANEERS, REDSKINS

STANDINGS:

Adam Schefter: 11-2, 74-29

Chris Mortensen: 8-5, 72-31

Cris Carter: 7-6, 71-32

Peter King: 10-3, 70-33

Keyshawn Johnson: 7-6, 69-34

Mike Ditka: 8-5, 68-35

Eddie Chinn: 9-4, 68-35

Just Living a Dream

648 days. It's hard to believe that it's been that long since Brett Favre walked off the Lambeau tundra. For almost two years since, Favre's life has been a TV reality show hosted by the media.

It began in January 2008 when the Packers lost to the Giants in the NFC Championship Game 23-20. The next month, Brett Favre tearfully announced his retirement having every intention of leaving. In the past, he waited several months to decide. His family needed time with him, and he needed time to clear his head.

So, if you think about it, there would have been only one reason why Favre made his decision so soon: Packer management pressure -- Forget what he's done for the organization and the city, and force him to make a decision now. Having just suffered a devastating defeat after a brilliant season and still aching from head to toe, it's no shock that he stepped away.

Has anyone considered that he cried at the press conference because of what Ted Thompson and Co. were forcing him to do? This man gave his heart to the city of Green Bay, broke just about every record in the book, won a Super Bowl, and two MVP's. Why would you get so impatient with a man who doesn't deserve it? I'm sorry Aaron Rodgers was drafted by Brett Favre's team, but that was his team. He hadn't shown any signs of faltering play so why would they change direction when things were hitting on all cylinders?

Well, they did.

That set into motion a chain of events that rivals The Amazing Race. Brett sees that he's not wanted so he demands a release that results in him wearing a new shade of green in The Big Apple. It's an up-and-down season, he gets hurt, and then retires again. With the new regime coming in with Rex Ryan, he wasn't going to have a job anyway.

Once again, he made a decision that was rushed and forced only this time he admits that he did it to himself and shouldn't have. He is itching to stay in the game that he loves so dearly so he has shoulder surgery and rehabs exceptionally. Before you know it, Favre is wearing the Purple and Gold of Green Bay's most hated rival.

This Sunday, Brett Favre will enter Lambeau Field where it all started. Virtually every one of the 102,313 denizens of this fabled city will be either at the game, in a sports bar, or at home in front of the TV. Parks will be empty. Businesses closed. Bicycles laying in front yards. Tumbleweeds blowing across Main Street. You'll be able to film a movie and no one will know.

How will they view the man that put that city on the map? Will they see a man who single-handily improved the city's economy through increased tourists or the one who caused a 10-15% drop off in business when he left? A hero or a traitor?

It's expected and understandable that many will want to express their displeasure to #4. They will want to burn jerseys, saw up their Cheesehead hats, and display posters that should be distorted for kids.

But, all this man has truthfully done is show himself to be a human who wants to keep living the dream that is ingrained into every bone in his body. Don't get me wrong, this 40-year-old kid has matured in all of this too, but he has come to realize that he just wants to play football, and who would be dumb enough to say no to even more money even if it is with a hated rival?

Brett Favre loves football. He loves competition and thrives (and profits) on attention. He also knows his rights and freedoms as an American. In other words, all #4 has done these past couple of years is be himself.

NFL Week 7: Wanna Get Away?

Embarrassment, humiliation, and chagrin raise their ugly heads every NFL Sunday.

A surging desire to disappear, sink into the ground, or transform into someone else develops on every battlefield. You'd even give up a large portion of your contract to construct a time machine within seconds in order to go back in time several minutes.

In Week 6, the severity gauge for these mortifying moments was showing an unusually high reading for some teams and athletes who challenged our perceptions and paradigms of professionals.

1. Tennessee Titans - Their defense gave up 619 yards and 59 points in the snow while their offense put on a brilliant display of impotence by scoring zero points. It was like watching a high school game.

2. Kerry Collins - What's even more stunning is that Collins went 2 for 10 and -7 yards....in the whole game. That's really hard to wrap your mind around. It's like U2 filling up half a stadium. Something tells me that the Vince Young era will begin soon -- again.

3. Donovan McNabb - He called a timeout with 27 seconds left in the first half. The problem was that the team didn't have any left, and as a result Philly had to settle for a field goal. McNabb also admitted last year that he didn't know the overtime rules in the NFL. You know what? He just might be a candidate for Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?

4. New York Giants - They were ranked #1 in offense and defense and appeared steadfast. Then they were introduced to Drew Brees who went out of his way to make the Giants feel welcomed. He unleashed 369 passing yards and 4 TD's while the offense accumulated 493 total yards and turned the G-men into a whipping post.

5. Philadelphia Eagles - Whenever you allow a circus act like the Raiders to hold you to three field goals and beat you, it's time to get a swift kick in the rear. The "Fire Andy" and "Bench McNabb" campaigns are gassing up.

6. Jim Zorn - Wow. What a week for coach Zorn. His Redskins lose to the Chiefs, their sixth straight winless team. As a result, his play-calling duties get stripped from him and given to Sherm Lewis who was calling bingo games last week.

7. Mark Sanchez - He began the year in pure Matt Ryan style by possessing a mature demeanor and uncanny ability to avoid mistakes. That came to a screeching halt in pure Ryan Leaf style when he threw 5 interceptions in his third straight loss vs. the Bills who had been unraveling themselves.

8. Dante Wesley - This brainless Carolina DB streaked down the field during a punt only to launch himself like a missile into Bucs returner Clifton Smith who had called for a fair catch. Smith suffered a concussion, and Wesley was ejected. He called it a mistimed hit. I guess the waving of the hand was misinterpreted as Smith flipping him off.

Let's take a look at the slate of games for Week 7 and hope that everyone can act a bit more professional this week.

• New England Patriots (4-2) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-6): CBS, 1pm EST - And you thought 59 points was a lot.
  

• Indianapolis Colts (5-0) at St. Louis Rams (0-6): CBS, 1pm EST - I hope there are plenty of defibrillator kits on the Rams sidelines.
  

• San Diego Chargers (2-3) at KC Chiefs (1-5): CBS, 1pm EST - It's hard to be trusted on the road when your struggling on defense and running the ball. The Chargers enter a rowdy Arrowhead Stadium to face an inspired Chiefs team. UPSET PICK
  

• Minnesota Vikings (6-0) at Pittsburgh Steelers (4-2): FOX, 1pm EST - Both teams have bruising defenses and lethal offenses by ground and air. Favre and Big Ben are having career years, and this matchup of possible Super Bowl foes will be tremendous to watch. Next week, Favre goes to Green Bay.
  

• Green Bay Packers (3-2) at Cleveland Browns (1-5): FOX, 1pm EST - With next week's historical battle with Favre on their minds, the Packers must play smart football so as to not get caught in this trap game.
  

• San Francisco 49ers (3-2) at Houston Texans (3-3): FOX, 1pm EST - Inconsistency has reigned supreme in both cities this year, so it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that this is a statement game for both squads if they are to stay in their respective division races.
  

• Buffalo Bills (2-4) at Carolina Panthers (2-3): CBS, 4:05pm EST - This battle pits two teams who each have aging WR's griping once again about number of catches. Both will be clamoring against a top-5 secondary, but Ryan Fitzpatrick will be taking over for Trent Edwards so expect TO to continue to see his career slow down.
  

• NY Jets (3-3) at Oakland Raiders (2-4): CBS, 4:05pm EST - Typically, I would say that the Raiders and coach Tom "Break Jaw" Cable would be the perfect remedy for a horrendous three-game losing streak, but we are talking about the Jets who are in a tail spin and have only beaten the Raiders six times on the road in their history.
  

• Chicago Bears (3-2) at Cincinnati Bengals (4-2): FOX, 4:15pm EST - When an NFL player feels passionately about being mistreated by a former team, he is never lacking in motivation when it comes time to face that ex-franchise. Bengals and ex-Bears RB Cedric Benson does not have fond memories of the Windy City.
  

• Atlanta Falcons (4-1) at Dallas Cowboys (3-2): FOX, 4:15pm EST - This bye week couldn't have come at a better time for Dallas. It gave them a chance to heal and re-evaluate themselves. They will need to be hitting on all cylinders to win this shoot-out vs. this dangerous Falcons unit.
  

• New Orleans Saints (5-0) at Miami Dolphins (2-3): FOX, 4:15pm EST - If the Dolphins plan on winning this game, they need to keep the ball out of Drew Brees' hands by controlling the clock with The Wildcat. Meanwhile, the Saints have an underestimated running game too to go along with their blazing passing assault which will be targeting Miami's rookie CB's.
  

• Arizona Cardinals (3-2) at NY Giants (5-1): NBC, 8:20pm EST -There's no doubt that the key to this game is for NY's defensive line to pressure Kurt Warner like there's no tomorrow if the defense wants to avoid another torching. Losing two in a row is rare for these Giants and they're ticked.
  

• Philadelphia Eagles (3-2) at Washington Redskins (2-4): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - Longtime NFL assistant and ex-bingo caller Sherm Lewis was coerced out of retirement by Daniel Snyder to call plays for poor ole' Jim Zorn, who has learned that his job is safe the rest of the season. Huh?

BYE: BALTIMORE RAVENS, TENNESSEE TITANS, JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS, DENVER BRONCOS, DETROIT LIONS, SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 6-8, 64-26

Cris Carter: 10-4, 64-26

Adam Schefter: 8-6, 63-27

Keyshawn Johnson: 9-5, 62-28

Mike Ditka: 9-5, 60-30

Peter King: 6-8, 60-30

Eddie Chinn: 7-7, 59-31

Are the Titans lost?

When an NFL team falls on any given Sunday, their loss is always thrown under the microscope and dissected down to the chromosomes.

Weather. Injuries. Bad position matchups. Penalties. Turnovers. Girlfriend breakups. The list goes on. Sometimes, these are viable factors that do contribute, but there are also games when the team and/or players just simply have a bad day.

Then, there are those battles that scream the same message that the couple yelled at Neal Page and Del Griffith in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles: "You're going the wrong way! You're going to kill somebody!!"

Minus 7 yards. No, I'm not referring to the result of a RB being introduced to Ray Lewis or a fumbled snap. This is the total number of throwing yards by QB Kerry Collins last Sunday vs. the Patriots after Tennessee was dismembered 59-0.

59-0? This is not just a loss. This is not just a beating. This undivided humiliation experienced by the Titans was a glowing message to coach Jeff Fisher and his staff, the players, the city of Nashville, and owner Bud Adams -- You're going the wrong way.

When you give up 691 offensive yards to your 186 and commit 5 turnovers and no takeaways...in the snow, then you better believe it's time pull off the highway and get out your atlas. This, of course, on the heels of having already lost the first five games of the season.

After this blowout loss, the 86-year-old Adams said, "Right now, it's as bad as I've seen it, and that's a long time. I've never had a team start out like this. We had the best record in the NFL last year. I can't understand it.''

Adams knows that the Titans are off course. He knows that someone missed an exit or veered into a muddy ditch after falling asleep.Usually, those kinds of mistakes are the responsibility of the head coach.

The Titans owner supports that theory. "That is one of our problems, the coaching staff.''

It's never a good thing when a team is only five or six games into a season, and you can already smell burning flesh from the head coach's rear end. Just ask Washington and Oakland. While these teams appear to be in far worse shape from top to bottom than Tennessee, this debacle in Foxborough has revealed some major flaws in the trip plan.

Titans coach Jeff Fisher said, "What we have to do is find a way to win a ballgame.'' Yeah, that's a great idea. Yes, this glowing revelation may seem elementary, but the common fan has no idea what one win means to a team that is stuck in idle with its hazards flashing.

Fisher is an icon in Nashville. He's as solid, moral, and unwavering of a man as you'll find patrolling the sidelines, and has always had the respect and support of Adams every minute of these past fifteen years. I believe he has what it takes to get this vehicle back on track and pointed in the right direction.

But, he and his staff better come up with a plan quickly or else Adams will find someone else to drive and leave them hitchhiking.

NFL Week 6 Preview

Has everyone recovered from Week 5? I trust no one developed physical ailments or needed to be hospitalized. We experienced quite a display of offensive fireworks, a couple of OT battles, and some thrilling come-from-behind victories.

Several offenses had some nice "practice" sessions. Donovan McNabb showed he was healthy by unleashing against the Bucs 33-14. Atlanta seemed to benefit from a bye week by bringing unrest to the Niners 45-10. In St. Louis, Favre and Co. did what they needed to do by disposing of the Rams 38-10. The Seahawks announced their intention to hang around by annihilating the Jags 41-0 while Indy kept the Titans winless 31-9. In NY, the Giants stripped the Raiders clean 44-7.

If that wasn't enough, the cities of Denver and Kansas City watched their teams enter overtime, but only one was victorious. The Broncos stunned the Patriots 20-17 as Josh McDaniels showed Master Belichick that he is, in fact, ready to go out on his own. Cowboys WR Austin Miles had a career day by catching 10 passes for 250 yards and 2 TD's as Dallas blew past the Chiefs 26-20.

Baltimore and Washington still aren't quite sure what hit them. The Ravens and Bengals went back and forth all day until Cincy stunned Baltimore by scoring a TD in the closing seconds and winning 17-14. In our nation's capitol, the Skins dominated and led the Panthers 17-2 only to watch their struggles intensify as Carolina came back and won 20-17.

Last year's Super Bowl contestants had to hold off their foes in order to secure a victory. Pittsburgh avoided a catastrophe by beating Detroit at home 28-10 while the Cardinals stopped Houston at the goal line to escape 28-21. Also in Miami, the Dolphins stormed back and overtook the Jets 31-27 in a nail-biter on Monday Night Football to cap off a thrilling week.

I do trust that everyone has, in fact, recovered and had a productive week because this weekend has the elements of being another doozy. Check your sick leave balances because you may need to call in ill once again.

• Houston Texans (2-3) at Cincinnati Bengals (4-1): CBS, 1pm EST - Houston, welcome to the home of the Cardiac Cats. In every game this season, Cincy has rode the waves of high-voltage drama to the shore of notoriety.Why stop now?
  

• Cleveland Browns (1-4) at Pittsburgh Steelers (3-2): CBS, 1pm EST - Defensive maniac Troy Polamalu is back and healthy. This battle is rated R.
  

• Baltimore Ravens (3-2) at Minnesota Vikings (5-0): CBS, 1pm EST - Last week's collapse at home coupled with the loss in New England the week prior equals a Ravens outpouring of frustration.
  

• Kansas City Chiefs (0-5) at Washington Redskins (2-3): CBS, 1pm EST - Both teams reek of burnt hair and flesh after each squad got burned last week by Dallas and Carolina respectively. Great time to spend on Hulu or Fancast.
  

• St. Louis Rams (0-5) at Jacksonville Jaguars (2-3): FOX, 1pm EST - A frustrating streak will end in J-town this Sunday. Either the Rams will break their 15-game losing streak, or the Jags will finally beat the Rams who is the only team that Jacksonville has never beaten.
  

• NY Giants (5-0) at New Orleans Saints (4-0): FOX, 1pm EST - Skip church. Trust me, God won't care. Each team's offense and defense is ranked in the top five. The Saints have been an uncontrollable force while the Giants have the reputation for being an immovable fortress. Get ready for war.
  

• Detroit Lions (1-4) at Green Bay Packers (2-2): FOX, 1pm EST - Fourteen straight losses at Lambeau Field, being ranked last in scoring defense and touchdowns allowed, and possibly being without the starting QB and star WR can only mean one thing.
  

• Carolina Panthers (1-3) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-5): FOX, 1pm EST - No evidence has been uncovered that would lead anyone to believe that Tampa is equipped to stop their 9-game losing streak. Especially against a Carolina team who has a lot of momentum after getting their first win in dramatic fashion last week.
  

• Philadelphia Eagles (3-1) at Oakland Raiders (1-4): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Emergency vehicles standing by...
  

• Arizona Cardinals (2-2) at Seattle Seahawks (2-3): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Despite some injuries on the O-line, Seattle's offense is quite rejuvenated and lethal while their defense is turning heads. Arizona is just too inconsistent right now.
  

• Tennessee Titans (0-5) at New England Patriots (3-2): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Many Titans fans have been clamoring for a Vince Young sighting and just might get it if things get ugly. This unruliness could rear its ugly head sooner than later in Foxborough where Tennessee has not won since 1993 when they were the Oilers.
  

• Buffalo Bills (1-4) at NY Jets (3-2): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Don't worry Jets fans. This two-game slide isn't an indication that these are the same old Jets. This team is very different than the embarrassing squads in the past. Speaking of which, Buffalo should put a smile back on your faces.
  

• Chicago Bears (3-1) at Atlanta Falcons (3-1): NBC, 8:20pm EST - The momentum from last week's dissection of the Niners will be too much for Chicago to handle in the Georgia Dome.
  

• Denver Broncos (5-0) at San Diego Chargers (2-2): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - With Oakland and KC no longer threats, San Diego knows that this is a must-win game for them. Knowing and doing aren't the same thing.
  

BYES: DALLAS, SAN FRANCISCO, MIAMI, INDIANAPOLIS

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 10-4, 58-18

Adam Schefter: 9-5, 55-21

Peter King: 9-5, 54-22

Cris Carter: 10-4, 54-22

Keyshawn Johnson: 9-5, 53-23

Eddie Chinn: 8-6, 52-24

Mike Ditka: 7-7, 51-25

NFL Week 5: Quarterly Report

If there's one consistent factor about the NFL, it's that it doesn't disappoint. We are a quarter of the way through the season, and the NFL's reputation for being unpredictable and exhilarating has been stellar. While its still early in the season, the records are strong indications that, once again, pre-season expectations are on very shaky ground.

AFC

4-0: Indianapolis and Denver. Both teams began the year with new head coaches and identities. Typically, this does not equal a strong, undefeated showing, but Denver leads the league in defense while Peyton Manning and Co. are scintillating on both sides of the ball.

3-1: NY Jets, New England Patriots, Baltimore Ravens, and Cincinnati Bengals. There is no doubt that the Jets and Cincy are turning heads. The Pats and Ravens are right where many thought they'd be so it'll make for some very nice division clashes if they continue this pace.

2-2: Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Houston Texans, and San Diego Chargers. No surprises here except for the Steelers who many thought would be in one of the first two categories. J-town is starting to warm up which could make for a very hot AFC South race.

1-3: Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, and Oakland Raiders. It's been a slow start for Miami who lost Pennington last week. The Bills and Raiders are the victims of really bad coaching while Oakland is also blessed with very low talent.

0-4: Tennessee Titans, KC Chiefs, and Cleveland Browns. Raise your hand if you expected the Titans to be winless after four weeks? Didn't think so. Being paired with the Chiefs and Browns, who should feel right at home in this category, is a bit humiliating.

NFC

4-0: NY Giants, Minnesota Vikings, and New Orleans Saints. It's amazing how a dominant defense makes a difference along with a veteran QB who makes very few mistakes.

3-1: Chicago Bears, San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, and Atlanta Falcons: The Jay Cutler trade appears to be panning out for both teams while Mike Singletary is striking gold early on in the Bay City. Philly and Atlanta only have 2 wins but are playing very well.

2-2: Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins, and Green Bay Packers: Big D and the Skins have serious coaching and discipline issues while the Pack must find a way to keep Rodgers upright. There's still time for improvement, but something has to change...quickly.

1-3: Detroit Lions, Arizona Cardinals, and Seattle Seahawks: Now this is a strange bunch -- the defending NFC champions, a barrel-scraping outfit, and an inconsistent bunch from the NW. All three QB's must get healthy and/or return to their 2008 form if these teams are going to move up. Arizona is 1-2 with a bye last week.

0-4: Carolina Panthers,Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and St. Louis Rams: There are serious issues at QB and with the run defense in Carolina. Tampa and St. Louis aren't showing signs of progression under new regimes so they might as well make their beds and stay awhile.

Let's take a look at the games that are ushering us into the second quarter.

• Cincinnati Bengals (3-1) at Baltimore Ravens (3-1): CBS, 1pm EST - Drama and suspense have followed the Bengals around like Linus' blanket this season. But, that is mere peanuts compared to the damage this Ravens team can inflict.

• Cleveland Browns (0-4) at Buffalo Bills (1-3): CBS, 1pm EST - Hysterical screaming from fans, mass confusion, poor workmanship...look familiar? It should. Cleveland appears to have hit an iceberg.

• Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2) at Detroit Lions (1-3): CBS, 1pm EST - This is officially the "Extreme Game of the Week." Last year's Super Bowl champions travel to the Motor City to take on last season's winless team. Pittsburgh is 10-2 in Detroit since 1966.

• Oakland Raiders (1-3) at NY Giants (4-0): CBS, 1pm EST - Giants QB Eli Manning is nursing a sore foot and is questionable. Hell, put in his dad.

• Washington Redskins (2-2) at Carolina Panthers (0-3): FOX, 1pm EST - RB Clinton Portis went and tattle-taled to the OC on Mike Sellers complaining of poor blocking. They soon had to be restrained in the locker room. Coach Jim Zorn responded, "These guys love each other. This is just how a team goes. I thought it was great..." Words escape me.

• Dallas Cowboys (2-2) at KC Chiefs (0-4): FOX, 1pm EST - They've lost to pitiful teams including the inaugural Houston Texans' first game. They've lost to rookie head coaches like Baltimore's John Harbaugh in last year's historical loss in Texas Stadium. I think you see where I'm going with this -- UPSET OF THE WEEK.

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-4) at Philadelphia Eagles (2-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Life is simply depressing in south Florida so they'll get some good ole brotherly love this Sunday.

• Minnesota Vikings (4-0) at St. Louis Rams (0-4): FOX, 1pm EST - Fans should be screaming Rush Limbaugh's name by the second quarter.

• Atlanta Falcons (2-1) at San Francisco 49ers (3-1): FOX, 4:05pm EST - You have to love Niners coach Mike Singletary, whose team is overachieving except in the receiving game (28th). San Fran finally signed the former Texas Tech WR sensation and current NFL crybaby Michael Crabtree early this week. And, Singletary benched him for this week's battle against their rested Atlanta visitors.

• Houston Texans (2-2) at Arizona Cardinals (1-2): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Both teams have potent offensive arsenals as this contest will pit two of the most dynamic WR's in the game today in Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald. Arizona is rested, and Houston has been schizophrenic.

• New England Patriots (3-1) at Denver Broncos (4-0): CBS, 4:15pm EST - You simply can't argue the fact that the Denver's early success is the result of the philosophy of the young Jedi, Josh McDaniels. He learned this doctrine from his master, Bill Belichick, whose Patriots descend upon the Mile High city. Mr. McDaniels, may the force be with you...always.

• Jacksonville Jaguars (2-2) at Seattle Seahawks (1-3): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Much like an Egyptian plague, injuries have been a pestilence in Seattle on both sides of the ball...the exact same places where J-town has improved the last two weeks.

• Indianapolis Colts (4-0) at Tennessee Titans (0-4): NBC, 8:20pm EST - So much for honoring Steve McNair. Could it be that his death and the circumstances surrounding it are affecting what's happening on the field?

• NY Jets (3-1) at Miami Dolphins (1-3): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - There is not doubt that the acquisition of WR Braylon Edwards from Cleveland will make this Jets team more dangerous. But, will it be enough for rookie QB Mark Sanchez to overcome last week's throttling on the road in New Orleans? Ronnie Brown and Co. may have something to say about that.

BYE: GREEN BAY PACKERS, SAN DIEGO CHARGERS, NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, CHICAGO BEARS

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 12-2, 48-14

Adam Schefter: 11-3, 46-16

Peter King: 11-3, 45-17

Cris Carter: 11-3, 44-18

Eddie Chinn: 13-1, 44-18

Keyshawn Johnson: 12-2, 44-18

Mike Ditka: 13-1, 44-18

NFL Week 4: Favre From Over

Twelve seconds left. San Francisco 24. Minnesota 20.

When 39-year-old Brett Favre walked towards the line of scrimmage 32 yards away from the end zone, I guarantee you that a large majority of the fans in the stadium and those watching on TV knew the game was over.

I mean, this wasn't Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, or Ben Roethlisberger walking up to center. Hell, it wasn't even Favre in his prime. We all remember #4 in his prime. He ate adversity and insurmountable odds for breakfast.

No, this was the old man Brett Favre. You know, the one that suddenly was labeled a traitor after the Packers kicked him off the team. The one that was tagged a liar and a selfish prima donna for leading the media and fans on with his weakness to say no to the game he loved. You know, the guy who poured out his guts in every single game of his career despite having injuries that would have you crying in your mama's lap.

Oh, yeah, this was also the guy who was said to be washed up and didn't know how to be a team player.

So, what does he do? He fires a TD pass to Greg Lewis who made a highlight reel catch. Game over.

Minnesota is 3-0. Did anyone envision this either? I'll just answer for you...No. All Favre has done is what he's always done. He's a great field general, makes plays, and is a winner. Only this time, he has more talented players to lean on than he's had in years past. Plugging him into this QB void in Minnesota is paying dividends so far, and this week provides another chapter in Favre's unique journey.

He faces Green Bay.

This battle is one that he's looked forward to for a long time. We all have. Revenge might play a small role, but ultimately it's just another game for Brett Favre to prove that he hasn't gone anywhere.

• Detroit Lions (1-2) at Chicago Bears (2-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Detroit, congratulations on your first win in 20 games. But, you have another streak now to stop: 13 straight road losses. Welcome to the Windy City.

• NY Giants (3-0) at KC Chiefs (0-3): FOX, 1pm EST - Someone in the league office must have a vendetta against the Chiefs. Last week, KC was blistered by Philly. This week, it's the Giants. Their next two games are vs. Dallas and then Washington.

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-3) at Washington Redskins (1-2): FOX, 1pm EST - A loss to the 0-19 Lions did not result in coach Jim Zorn getting fired. Owner Dan Snyder will certainly lose more sleep if they lose to the lowly Bucs at home.

• Seattle Seahawks (1-2) at Indianapolis Colts (3-0): FOX, 1pm EST - I know Jim Caldwell took over for Tony Dungy by title, but has anyone else wondered if Peyton Manning is really the head coach? He's on fire, and Indy has won 12 straight.

• Cincinnati Bengals (2-1) at Cleveland Browns (0-3): CBS, 1pm EST - Coach Eric Mangini has the personality of a fire hydrant, and there are throngs of Dawg Pound denizens (including players) who need to take a leak. A loss is certainly his doom.

• Oakland Raiders (1-2) at Houston Texans (1-2): CBS, 1pm EST - This is a very important game for Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell and Texans head coach Gary Kubiak. If either doesn't deliver, changes could be imminent.

• Tennessee Titans (0-3) at Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2): CBS, 1pm EST - Earlier this week, Jags coach Jack Del Rio pulled the plug on QB David Garrard's weekly radio show stressing focus and discipline. Speaking of which, something tells me that Jeff Fisher is going to have his Titans ready to avoid an unthinkable 0-4.

• Baltimore Ravens (3-0) at New England Patriots (2-1): CBS, 1pm EST - If Baltimore wants to take that next step, then they will need to beat the Patriots in New England. They are 0-4 vs. the Pats and have scored a combined six points in Foxborough.

• Buffalo Bills (1-2) at Miami Dolphins (0-3): CBS, 4:05pm EST - Last week was the end to Fins QB Chad Pennington season and Bills WR Terrell Owens' 185-game streak with a catch. For T.O, we know where this will lead. Miami? They'll need the Wildcat to pounce on the Bills' 28th-ranked defense.

• NY Jets (3-0) at New Orleans Saints (3-0): CBS, 4:05pm EST - If you have plans, cancel them. Both teams have pulverised expectations and are legitimate forces. They are balanced, well-coached, and exciting to watch. I'm serious...stay home.
  

• Dallas Cowboys (2-1) at Denver Broncos (3-0): FOX, 4:15pm EST - It's still early, but so far, the Broncos appear to be for real. Their defense is suffocating and ranked #1, but face their first true test in Dallas' potent offense anchored by their running attack. Big D hasn't won in Denver since 1992.

• St. Louis Rams (0-3) at San Francisco 49ers (2-1): FOX, 4:15pm EST - Thanks to Detroit, the Rams now have the league's longest regular-season losing streak at 13 games --- and counting.
  

• San Diego Chargers (2-1) at Pittsburgh Steelers (1-2): NBC, 8:20pm EST - Things in Pittsburgh are not good after losing in Cincy where they had won nine straight regular-season games. Now, they come home to hopefully continue another streak: San Diego has never won in 13 straight trips to the Steel City.

• Green Bay Packers (2-1) at Minnesota Vikings (3-0): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - From the moment Favre knew he wasn't going to wear green and gold anymore, he looked forward to meeting his former team. That time is now. While the focus will be on Favre and his apprentice, Aaron Rodgers, don't forget about some kid named Adrian Peterson who faces the league's 23rd-ranked rush defense.

BYE: PHILADELPHIA, ATLANTA, ARIZONA, CAROLINA

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 11-5, 36-12

Adam Schefter: 12-4, 35-13

Peter King: 13-3, 34-14

Cris Carter: 12-4, 33-15

Keyshawn Johnson: 11-5, 32-16

Mike Ditka: 8-8, 31-17

Eddie Chinn: 10-6, 31-17

NFL Week 3 Preview

Absolutes are a dying breed in the National Football League. Week 2 displayed some battles that consisted of some concepts and strategies, previously believed to always produce victories, which brought about stunning results.

In Dallas, the NY Giants were held to under 100 yards rushing and gave up 250+ on the ground...and won. It's kind of like a puppy surviving a lightning strike -- these things just aren't supposed to happen. Nonetheless, Dallas' defense produced no turnovers or sacks while their secondary was very inviting, and Tony Romo appeared to color blind. As a result, an anomaly was born leaving Dallas seething and NY gloating.

Indianapolis might have pulled off one of the most stunning escapes in NFL history. The Miami Dolphins racked up 403 yards in offense to Indy's 356. This included 239 yards in rushing while the Colts collected 61. To top it all off, the Dolphins ran 84 plays and was on the field for 45:07 while the Colts offense ran 35 plays for a staggering time of possession of 14:53 paving the way for an INDY win. Two words -- Peyton Manning, the ultimate field general.

Speaking of individual performances, there are games when everything falls into place for an athlete to have a game for the ages. When you hear of or watch such a feat, you typically associate it with a victory. In Tennessee, RB Chris Johnson had a game that put his name on the map. He rushed only 16 times for 197 yards and 2 TD runs of 57 and 91 yards. He also caught 9 passes for 87 yards and one TD of 69 yards. This was part of the Titans' 449 yards of total offense. Thanks to the Tennessee D giving up 420 yards, the Titans lost.

Abnormalities like these appear to be increasing as NFL parity continues to evolve and mature. Will it continue in Week 3? You better believe it will as there is already an astonishing event set to occur.

Most NFL fans never believed that Michael Vick would ever appear in an NFL game again when he was neck-deep in this dog cruelty scandal. This Sunday, Vick will see some action in Philly as they welcome the sputtering Chiefs. Let's take a look at the other matchups where an aberration might take place.

• Cleveland Browns (0-2) at Baltimore Ravens (2-0): CBS, 1pm EST - Nothing good is happening with Cleveland. There are no signs of life in the offense, and the defense is on life support. A win in Baltimore would be a miracle.

• Jacksonville Jaguars (0-2) at Houston Texans (1-1): CBS, 1pm EST - Anytime you go on the road against an intimidating division rival and win, it will usually always give you the jet fuel you need for the following week. Enter the lowly Jaguars.

• Tennessee Titans (0-2) at NY Jets (2-0): CBS, 1pm EST - Of all the teams that have started an NFL season 0-3, only 3.1% have made the playoffs. NY's rookie QB, Mark Sanchez, has the Big Apple buzzing, but it's time to bring Mr. Sanchez to earth.

• Kansas City (0-2) at Philadelphia Eagles (1-1): CBS, 1pm EST - It's been almost three years since Michael Vick played in an NFL regular season game which occurred on Dec. 31, 2006 as a member of the Falcons -- in Philly.

• Washington Redskins (1-1) at Detroit Lions (0-2): FOX, 1pm EST - Last week's 9-7 win over the pathetic Rams felt like a loss in the Redskins locker room afterwards. Zorn's job could be on the line if they can't hand Detroit their 20th straight loss. Get ready for a paranormal event.

• Atlanta Falcons (2-0) at New England Patriots (1-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Like two ships passing in the night, this up-n-coming Falcons team travels to Foxborough to take on a Patriots team that has done it all and hopes it isn't on a decline. Whether they play or not, WR's Randy Moss and Wes Welker are hurting which isn't good.

• Green Bay Packers (1-1) at St. Louis Rams (0-2): FOX, 1pm EST - These are the times that try men's souls. It's not a good time to be a Rams fan. St. Louis is 2-14 at home since 2007 and have lost their last five at Edward Jones Dome. The Packers hit the road for the first time this year.

• NY Giants (2-0) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-2): FOX, 1pm EST - There may be a need for a CSI unit to identify the remains after this blood bath.

• San Francisco 49ers (2-0) at Minnesota Vikings (2-0): FOX, 1pm EST - Cleveland and Detroit aren't exactly accurate measuring sticks for Minnesota to gauge their merit. That changes with the surprising Niners coming to town. Adrian Peterson and Frank Gore should provide plenty of highlights, and Brett Favre must return to form.

• New Orleans Saints (2-0) at Buffalo Bills (1-1): FOX, 4:05pm EST - If Buffalo wants to be the one team to cool off the Saints, their offense must control the clock to keep Drew Brees off the field. Just ask Detroit and Philly.

• Chicago Bears (1-1) at Seattle Seahawks (1-1): FOX, 4:05pm EST - When the season began, this game looked like a slam dunk for Seattle. Now, both teams are decimated with injuries, but Chicago has the momentum with Cutler starting to warm up. The Bears haven't won in Seattle since 1976.

• Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1) at Cincinnati Bengals (1-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - It must be nice to have home field advantage....on the road. The Steelers have won their last nine trips to Cincy, but this clash won't be as easy. The Bengals are no longer pushovers as they hope their defense can rattle Big Ben who has never lost in Ohio.

• Denver Broncos (2-0) at Oakland Raiders (1-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Jay who? Denver QB Kyle Orton has looked quite poised and confident while not committing a turnover early on. Also, the Denver defense is beginning to gel under DC Mike Nolan's leadership. They're not flashy except when compared to Raider Nation.

• Miami Dolphins (0-2) at San Diego Chargers (1-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Much like Tennessee, Miami's record does not represent their talent level and quality of play these first two games. The Dolphins are desperate for a win and have beaten the Chargers the last seven meetings. The Wildcat will be on the prowl.

• Indianapolis Colts (2-0) at Arizona Cardinals (1-1): NBC, 8:20pm EST - Five MVP's are shared by Kurt Warner and Peyton Manning. They each lead offenses that enough potency to drive any defensive coordinator to the edge. The Cardinals look like they got their mojo back, and Indy is a bit battered on defense. This should be a fireworks show.
  

• Carolina Panthers (0-2) at Dallas Cowboys (1-1): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - If you're looking for sloppy football, welcome to Big D. Both teams have had the turnover bug, and both have QB's looking for redemption. The Panthers are desperate for a win, and the Dallas pass defense has just the answer.
  

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 11-5, 25-7

Adam Schefter: 11-5, 23-9

Mike Ditka: 10-6, 23-9

Keyshawn Johnson: 7-9, 21-11

Cris Carter: 9-7, 21-11

Eddie Chinn: 9-7, 21-11

Peter King: 9-7, 21-11

Stop Wading In These Waters

Fire Wade Phillips. Today.

This is the message I would send Jerry Jones via Twitter, Facebook, email, or courier pigeon. Hell, if I knew where he lived, I'd go write it on his driveway in chalk.

33-31. A nail biter? No. A moral victory? No. An aw-shucks- we'll-get-'em-next-time game? No...unless you're Wade Phillips. When is Jerry Jones going to realize that this is not the man to rule the sidelines? His demeanor is embarrassing. He looks lost and, at times, confused. So many times, he looks like he's trying to remember if he fed the cattle, told his wife of a dinner engagement, or locked his car.He reminds me of someone who is coaching church softball under protest.

Let's look at coaches who lack charisma and don't look bright. Tom Cable of Oakland, Dick Jauron of Buffalo, Cleveland's Eric Mangini, Jim Zorn in Washington, and Phillips. Such pillars of the league.

Now, let's look at the coaches who bleed passion, magnetism, discipline, and fearlessness: Bill Belichick, Tony Sparono of Miami, Jeff Fisher,Pittsburgh's Mike Tomlin, John Harbaugh of Baltimore, Carolina's John Fox, Mike Singletary, and Sean Payton in New Orleans. There are others. Hell, even Tampa's Raheem Morris looks promising.

What's the result? Their players want to play for these guys. They respect them to the nth degree and would die for them on the football field. That, my friends, is the backbone of chemistry. In Dallas, not so much.

Now, for the love of Lombardi, this score did not accurately reflect the state of this team. Dallas rushed for 251 yards and held the Giants to 97 yards -- and lost. How does that happen in today's league? Costly turnovers, very poor tackling, and a compassionate secondary for starters. Also, what's up the elementary practices of Flozell Adams? Tripping? Are you serious? He stuck out his leg like a bully fixing to level a nerd in the cafeteria. Totally uncalled for. These glaring weaknesses are born out of a lack of discipline and plenty of dullness which can be traced to the head coach.He sets the standard.

As I watched Dallas last night, I could have drank lighter fluid and not flinched. Sure I enjoyed the performances of Marion Barber and Felix Jones. They had some nice runs and got the Cowboys some points. But, that was about it. Every time, Tony Romo went back to pass, I dropped to my knees and promised to start going to church.Every time Eli Manning went back to pass, I muttered, "Oh ___ (insert 4-letter word)!"

I know it's only the second game of the season. I know they lost by only 3 points. I know teams have started the season 1-1 and have gone on to find success in the playoffs and make it to the Super Bowl. Yes, I know we are all human and teams just have bad days. But, I felt a sense of urgency last night; a deep thirst from the pit of my being.

Does anyone else realize that this is the second straight home game (including last year's Texas Stadium finale), that was cloaked in significance and pride, to end in complete humiliation and shame? An exclusive event in the team's history attended by the likes of Staubach, Dorsett, Lily, Irvin, Emmitt, Randy White, and Aikman that becomes an awkward moment much like the drunk uncle who began cursing and stripping naked in the middle of a prominent wedding.

If Jerry Jones wants to send a clear message to the players, the staff, and the fans that he won't tolerate this kind of play, then the only clear and logical course of action is to dismiss Wade from his duties immediately and let him go feed his cattle. Go ahead and insert Jason Garrett as head coach and promote Dave Campo as defensive coordinator for the rest of the season and see what happens. Then, for 2010, if things aren't back on track, Jerry Jones should pull out his smart phone and start dialing numbers to Bill Cowher, Mike Holmgren, Mike Shanahan, or Jon Gruden.

I know Wade Phillips is a good man. He's probably a great father, husband, farmer, and story-teller. I mean he is the son of the great Bum. He has even proven himself to be a fantastic defensive coordinator. But, he must get off and stay off the sidelines of the NFL's most valuable franchise...and I would think that the owner of that franchise would realize that.

NFL Week 2 Preview

Shock and Awe. Overwhelming. Heart pounding. Screaming-and-digging-your-nails-into-your-skull.

Call it what you want...the NFL did not disappoint last week.

Opening week in the NFL has always delivered the kind of drama and suspense that football fans can hang their hat on. While there is typically some rust to shake loose and kinks to iron out, teams and players don't disappoint in giving fans either hope or despair as they look forward to the next fifteen games.

2009 began with jaw-dropping individual performances starring Drew Brees, who picked up where he left off last year and fired 6 TD passes, and Adrian Peterson who racked up 180 yards rushing and three TD's despite needing IV's, vomiting, and repairing a gash in his forearm to get him through the game.

Several teams showed their fans and the league that 2008 was not a fluke. Pittsburgh, Baltimore, NY Giants, New Orleans, and Philadelphia continued their firepower and toughness while Minnesota, Dallas, and Seattle showed heart and promise despite playing weak opponents.

If you are the kind of person who relishes in team meltdowns, then you were ecstatic to see Buffalo, Oakland, and Chicago destroy an excellent opportunity to knock off a powerhouse. Denver and San Francisco provided further entertainment when the Niners stunned the defending NFC Champions on their turf, and the Broncos scored in the final seconds on a tipped pass that turned into an 87-yard TD in Cincy.

Week 2 is upon us, and it doesn't look like there is anything to keep you away from the TV once again, including the debut of the Dallas Cowboys in their Texas palace, Cowboys Stadium, as they take on their arch-rival, NY Giants.

• Carolina Panthers (0-1) at Atlanta Falcons (1-0): FOX, 1pm EST - If you're a Panthers fan, then you have plenty to worry about as the team heads south. Jake Delhomme and Co. looked dreadful last week vs. Philly, and things won't get much easier vs. Atlanta who looked impressive on both sides of the ball at home against Miami. The Falcons are 8-1 at home under coach Mike Smith.
  

• Minnesota Vikings (1-0) at Detroit Lions (0-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Last week, Detroit had the honor of facing a missile launcher in the potent Drew Brees who lit them up for 6 TD's. This Sunday, the Lions have the distinct honor of hosting a Tasmanian Devil on crack in Adrian Peterson who violated Cleveland for 180 yards and 3 TD's. Being subjected to this kind of abuse should be against the law.

• Arizona Cardinals (0-1) at Jacksonville Jaguars (0-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Starting with the 2000-01 NY Giants, only one Super Bowl runner-up has made the playoffs the following season. Arizona was stunned by the Niners last week at home and will now travel to the East Coast where they lost five times last season. An 0-2 start will not set well with these Cardinals, but this Jags team will be pumped at home.

• New Orleans Saints (1-0) at Philadelphia Eagles (1-0): FOX, 1pm EST - Every success comes with paying a price. Philly crushed Carolina last week, but it cost them QB Donovan McNabb who broke a rib. He and two offensive linemen are out vs. a Saints team that is wired with C4 on offense and enjoyed feasting on a rookie QB last week. Eagles QB Kevin Kolb starts his first game.

• St. Louis Rams (0-1) at Washington Redskins (0-1): FOX, 1pm EST - On October 19, 2008, the Rams shocked the league by clubbing Dallas 34-14. That was their last victory and have since lost 11 in a row including last week's disappearing act vs. Seattle 28-0. Expect Washington to hassle Marc Bulger all day due to a weak line while Jason Campbell and Co. feast on the Rams secondary.

• Cincinnati Bengals (0-1) at Green Bay Packers (1-0): CBS, 1pm EST - If you live in the Green Bay area and looking for work, check with the security detail at Lambeau Field. Bengals WR Chad Johnson (Ochocinco...whatever) has predicted that he will do the Lambeau Leap if he's able to miraculously score a TD. Blue uniforms should be plentiful in the end zones as should points scored by The Pack.

• Oakland Raiders (0-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (0-1): CBS, 1pm EST - You might want to consider setting your TiVo for the National Rugby League game between the Brisbane Broncos vs. St. George Illawarra Dragons tomorrow and then watching it Sunday.

• New England Patriots (1-0) at NY Jets (1-0): CBS, 1pm EST - In the past, if anyone slapped the Patriots insults or threats, it was like kicking a sleeping lion in the mouth. This time -- maybe not. These two teams hate each other, and some of the Jets, including head coach Rex Ryan, have slung words towards the Patriots expressing their fearlessness. But, they do actually have the tools and panache to stun the Belichick Boys who are hurting on defense.

• Houston Texans (0-1) at Tennessee Titans (0-1): CBS, 1pm EST - There were high hopes for the Houston Texans to ride their potent offense and swelling defense into the playoffs this year, but this isn't the way to start that journey. They were humiliated by the Jets on their own home turf and now travel to the Music City to take on a Titans team that is seeing red, and rested, after losing to the world champions in OT 10 days ago.

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-1) at Buffalo Bills (0-1): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Speaking of "seeing red." Something tells me that the Bills will have red and pewter in their cross hairs this Sunday as they look to unleash their fury on the Bucs after letting the Patriots come from behind last Monday night. Tampa should serve Buffalo well with their seared secondary facing T.O. and Co. This is Tampa's first trip to Buffalo ever.

• Seattle Seahawks (1-0) at San Francisco 49ers (1-0): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Both of these teams entered their season openers drunk on high hopes and enthusiasm. Those pursuits were justified as the Seahawks shutout the Rams while the Niners stunned the defending NFC champ Cardinals on the road. These victories consisted of great defense, big plays, and QB moxie. This will be a great battle.

• Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0) at Chicago Bears (0-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - If you are a conceited, gun-slinging veteran QB who has been asked to carry an NFL institution on your shoulders, losing to a bitter division rival is not the way to start. Jay Cutler was horrendous vs. the Packers last week throwing 4 INT's, and things don't get any easier with the world champions coming to town for the first time since 1995. Bears LB Brian Urlacher is out for the year with a dislocated wrist, and Chicago has not won a game without him in the lineup since 1999.

• Cleveland Browns (0-1) at Denver Broncos (1-0): CBS, 4:15pm EST - The challenge of getting off on the right foot continues in Mile High. Rookie head coach Josh McDaniels must capitalize on last week's miraculous victory in Cincy with a big win in his home debut. On the other sideline, QB Brady Quinn must bounce back from his uninspired performance vs. Minnesota and prove to coach Eric Mangini that he made the right choice naming him the starter. Denver is 20-5 vs. Cleveland.

• Baltimore Ravens (1-0) at San Diego Chargers (1-0): CBS, 4:15pm EST - For most of the franchise's history, the Baltimore Ravens' defense has been their bedrock. Not anymore. Offensive coordinator Cam Cameron's balanced attack was on full display in their win vs. KC. San Diego stunned Oakland last week but only after letting the Raiders offense...yes, the Raiders...rack up 366 yards. They also paid the price with some significant injuries to L.T. and the offensive line.

• NY Giants (1-0) at Dallas Cowboys (1-0): NBC, 8:20pm EST - Whenever these two fierce rivals face each other, the battle is always epic. However, Sunday night is not about these gladiators. The national spotlight will be on the Coliseum. Cowboys Stadium debuts on the national stage and is expected to be filled with over 100,000 unruly and fervent citizens. Don't go anywhere Sunday night.

• Indianapolis Colts (1-0) at Miami Dolphins (0-1): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - There was a day when this matchup would be core material for any stand-up comedian. A powerful, intimidating Colts team vs. a scatter-brained Dolphins squad. Both teams have since gone through dramatic change in leadership and/or philosophy leading to this battle which could very well be decided on who wins the turnover battle. Indy has not lost a regular season game since Week 8 of last season.

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 14-2

Keyshawn Johnson: 14-2

Mike Ditka: 13-3

Adam Schefter: 12-4

Cris Carter: 12-4

Eddie Chinn: 12-4

Peter King: 12-4

Week 1: Finally

Baseball is winding down. The NBA season is over. This just isn't Tiger's year. NASCAR is preparing for its 31st Spring Cup race this season, but then again who's counting. Hockey has...wait...is the NHL still in existence?

This can only mean one thing: It's time for another NFL season.

Finally.

I have had September 10 marked on my calendar for 213 days. That's how long its been since Super Bowl XLIII when Santonio Holmes laid out and caught the winning TD catch with his shoes mere inches from the sidelines.

Since then, we have had free agency, the NFL draft, mini-camps, OTA's, the Vick Chronicles, Punter-gate in Big D, and Brett's escapades slap us in the face and tease our appetite. Now, the wait is over.

Let's dig in and get this thing started. (Predictions in BOLD)

• Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers: NBC, 8:30pm EST, Thursday Night - In Week 16 last season, Pittsburgh was trounced 31-14 in Tennessee. After the game, several Titans stomped on some unwelcome Terrible Towels. For Steeler fans, that's like using the American flag to dry your car. You better believe emotions will be high.

• Miami Dolphins at Atlanta Falcons: CBS, 1pm EST - Remarkable stories poured out of both franchises last year. Rookie QB Matt Ryan stunned the league with this veteran ways while Miami had the greatest turnaround in history by going 11-6 one year after going 1-15. This was due much in part to the red-hot Wildcat offense which is spreading around the league. Atlanta's secondary is inexperienced.

• Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens: CBS, 1pm EST - Whoever handles NFL scheduling wasn't very friendly in welcoming Todd Haley to the coaching ranks. KC begins a new era in a city that excels in smashmouth football on both sides of the ball. KC is 3-0 in Baltimore while the Ravens have won five straight home games in September.

• Denver Broncos at Cincinnati Bengals: CBS, 1pm EST - All the offseason drama for both teams pretty much sealed the fact that this matchup would be a candidate for aiding sleep study patients get through the night. This is coach McDaniels first chance to silence all his critics. Good luck with that.

• NY Jets at Houston Texans: CBS, 1pm EST - Expectations are sky high for this young Texans team as they have the potential to display the league's most powerful offense. Their defense is steadily becoming a unit that you can't ignore. The Jets have a new coach and scheme, and this simply isn't the place to get off the ground.

• Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts: CBS, 1pm EST - It's going to be very strange not seeing Tony Dungy command the sidelines this season. The Jim Caldwell era begins at home vs. a divisional opponent who Indy has beat 12 out of 16 times. J-town's defense will have their hands full vs. Manning and Co.

• Philadelphia Eagles at Carolina Panthers: FOX, 1pm EST - If you look on both sides of the ball, these two teams are quite similar. They both possess offenses that are capable of leaving burn marks, and their defenses have gone through transition this year but remain stable, if not dangerous, units. Philly has only lost once to Carolina.

• Minnesota Vikings at Cleveland Browns: FOX, 1pm EST - The forecast in Cleveland is expected to be dreary, dark, and stormy...I'm not sure what the weather is going to do. All eyes will be on Brett Favre and his former boss, ex-Jets coach Eric Mangini, to see how they adapt to their new surroundings. Expect the Vikings to pillage.

• Detroit Lions at New Orleans Saints: FOX, 1pm EST - With a brand new defensive scheme that emphasizes aggression, the Saints can't wait to get their hands on rookie QB Matthew Stafford. This new Detroit team from top to bottom will have a brand new look, but expect Drew Brees and the Gang to keep them humbled.

• Dallas Cowboys at Tampa Bay Buccaneers: FOX, 1pm EST - Naturally, when you turn over a new leaf in life, its normal to struggle out of the gate. Tampa has also gone through a thorough transition, but there are weak links still to replace. Dallas shouldn't have any trouble exposing them as they look to continue their reputation of starting strong in September.

• San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals: FOX, 4:15pm EST - The NFC Champions begin the quest to defend their title vs. a Niners team that is slowly creeping onto everyone's radar. They still have some inexperience in areas that need maturity, but some key components seem to be in place. An upset win is not out of the question here, but I think the home crowd will make the difference.

• Washington Redskins at NY Giants: FOX, 4:15pm EST - It just wouldn't be an appropriate opening week without an NFC East battle, and I don't think this one will disappoint. The Redskins have a chip on their shoulder, especially on the throwing arm of Jason Campbell who would love to prove his worth in Week 1. This deep Giants defense probably has other ideas.
  

• St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks: FOX, 4:15pm EST - If there's a team this season that is equipped to match Detroit's dubious winless record last season, then it's the Rams. Their offense seems to always fall victim to key injuries, and the defense will be its usual susceptible self.The Seahawks are itching to show that Holmgren's absence won't affect them and Matt Hasselbeck's return will help that.
  

• Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers: NBC, 8:20pm EST - It makes you salivate, doesn't it? Such a great matchup to open the post-Madden Sunday Night Football season. Packer fans would love nothing more to show Cutler he should have stayed in Denver. Both teams have effective offenses and stout defenses so it should be an exciting battle. This will be their 177th meeting -- the most meetings by two teams in history.
  

• Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots: ESPN, 7pm EST, MNF - The drama continues during prime time football as the national spotlight will be on Terrell Owens in Bill Belichick territory. He will be right at home on the big stage, but we are talking about the Patriots...at home...with Brady. New England has also won 11 straight vs. the Bills.
  

• San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders: ESPN, 10:15pm EST, MNF - I don't know what to say. San Diego has a deep, full-throttle offense and a decent defense. They face an Oakland team that has neither and is in total disarray.