NFL Week 3 Preview

Absolutes are a dying breed in the National Football League. Week 2 displayed some battles that consisted of some concepts and strategies, previously believed to always produce victories, which brought about stunning results.

In Dallas, the NY Giants were held to under 100 yards rushing and gave up 250+ on the ground...and won. It's kind of like a puppy surviving a lightning strike -- these things just aren't supposed to happen. Nonetheless, Dallas' defense produced no turnovers or sacks while their secondary was very inviting, and Tony Romo appeared to color blind. As a result, an anomaly was born leaving Dallas seething and NY gloating.

Indianapolis might have pulled off one of the most stunning escapes in NFL history. The Miami Dolphins racked up 403 yards in offense to Indy's 356. This included 239 yards in rushing while the Colts collected 61. To top it all off, the Dolphins ran 84 plays and was on the field for 45:07 while the Colts offense ran 35 plays for a staggering time of possession of 14:53 paving the way for an INDY win. Two words -- Peyton Manning, the ultimate field general.

Speaking of individual performances, there are games when everything falls into place for an athlete to have a game for the ages. When you hear of or watch such a feat, you typically associate it with a victory. In Tennessee, RB Chris Johnson had a game that put his name on the map. He rushed only 16 times for 197 yards and 2 TD runs of 57 and 91 yards. He also caught 9 passes for 87 yards and one TD of 69 yards. This was part of the Titans' 449 yards of total offense. Thanks to the Tennessee D giving up 420 yards, the Titans lost.

Abnormalities like these appear to be increasing as NFL parity continues to evolve and mature. Will it continue in Week 3? You better believe it will as there is already an astonishing event set to occur.

Most NFL fans never believed that Michael Vick would ever appear in an NFL game again when he was neck-deep in this dog cruelty scandal. This Sunday, Vick will see some action in Philly as they welcome the sputtering Chiefs. Let's take a look at the other matchups where an aberration might take place.

• Cleveland Browns (0-2) at Baltimore Ravens (2-0): CBS, 1pm EST - Nothing good is happening with Cleveland. There are no signs of life in the offense, and the defense is on life support. A win in Baltimore would be a miracle.

• Jacksonville Jaguars (0-2) at Houston Texans (1-1): CBS, 1pm EST - Anytime you go on the road against an intimidating division rival and win, it will usually always give you the jet fuel you need for the following week. Enter the lowly Jaguars.

• Tennessee Titans (0-2) at NY Jets (2-0): CBS, 1pm EST - Of all the teams that have started an NFL season 0-3, only 3.1% have made the playoffs. NY's rookie QB, Mark Sanchez, has the Big Apple buzzing, but it's time to bring Mr. Sanchez to earth.

• Kansas City (0-2) at Philadelphia Eagles (1-1): CBS, 1pm EST - It's been almost three years since Michael Vick played in an NFL regular season game which occurred on Dec. 31, 2006 as a member of the Falcons -- in Philly.

• Washington Redskins (1-1) at Detroit Lions (0-2): FOX, 1pm EST - Last week's 9-7 win over the pathetic Rams felt like a loss in the Redskins locker room afterwards. Zorn's job could be on the line if they can't hand Detroit their 20th straight loss. Get ready for a paranormal event.

• Atlanta Falcons (2-0) at New England Patriots (1-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Like two ships passing in the night, this up-n-coming Falcons team travels to Foxborough to take on a Patriots team that has done it all and hopes it isn't on a decline. Whether they play or not, WR's Randy Moss and Wes Welker are hurting which isn't good.

• Green Bay Packers (1-1) at St. Louis Rams (0-2): FOX, 1pm EST - These are the times that try men's souls. It's not a good time to be a Rams fan. St. Louis is 2-14 at home since 2007 and have lost their last five at Edward Jones Dome. The Packers hit the road for the first time this year.

• NY Giants (2-0) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-2): FOX, 1pm EST - There may be a need for a CSI unit to identify the remains after this blood bath.

• San Francisco 49ers (2-0) at Minnesota Vikings (2-0): FOX, 1pm EST - Cleveland and Detroit aren't exactly accurate measuring sticks for Minnesota to gauge their merit. That changes with the surprising Niners coming to town. Adrian Peterson and Frank Gore should provide plenty of highlights, and Brett Favre must return to form.

• New Orleans Saints (2-0) at Buffalo Bills (1-1): FOX, 4:05pm EST - If Buffalo wants to be the one team to cool off the Saints, their offense must control the clock to keep Drew Brees off the field. Just ask Detroit and Philly.

• Chicago Bears (1-1) at Seattle Seahawks (1-1): FOX, 4:05pm EST - When the season began, this game looked like a slam dunk for Seattle. Now, both teams are decimated with injuries, but Chicago has the momentum with Cutler starting to warm up. The Bears haven't won in Seattle since 1976.

• Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1) at Cincinnati Bengals (1-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - It must be nice to have home field advantage....on the road. The Steelers have won their last nine trips to Cincy, but this clash won't be as easy. The Bengals are no longer pushovers as they hope their defense can rattle Big Ben who has never lost in Ohio.

• Denver Broncos (2-0) at Oakland Raiders (1-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Jay who? Denver QB Kyle Orton has looked quite poised and confident while not committing a turnover early on. Also, the Denver defense is beginning to gel under DC Mike Nolan's leadership. They're not flashy except when compared to Raider Nation.

• Miami Dolphins (0-2) at San Diego Chargers (1-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - Much like Tennessee, Miami's record does not represent their talent level and quality of play these first two games. The Dolphins are desperate for a win and have beaten the Chargers the last seven meetings. The Wildcat will be on the prowl.

• Indianapolis Colts (2-0) at Arizona Cardinals (1-1): NBC, 8:20pm EST - Five MVP's are shared by Kurt Warner and Peyton Manning. They each lead offenses that enough potency to drive any defensive coordinator to the edge. The Cardinals look like they got their mojo back, and Indy is a bit battered on defense. This should be a fireworks show.
  

• Carolina Panthers (0-2) at Dallas Cowboys (1-1): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - If you're looking for sloppy football, welcome to Big D. Both teams have had the turnover bug, and both have QB's looking for redemption. The Panthers are desperate for a win, and the Dallas pass defense has just the answer.
  

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 11-5, 25-7

Adam Schefter: 11-5, 23-9

Mike Ditka: 10-6, 23-9

Keyshawn Johnson: 7-9, 21-11

Cris Carter: 9-7, 21-11

Eddie Chinn: 9-7, 21-11

Peter King: 9-7, 21-11

Stop Wading In These Waters

Fire Wade Phillips. Today.

This is the message I would send Jerry Jones via Twitter, Facebook, email, or courier pigeon. Hell, if I knew where he lived, I'd go write it on his driveway in chalk.

33-31. A nail biter? No. A moral victory? No. An aw-shucks- we'll-get-'em-next-time game? No...unless you're Wade Phillips. When is Jerry Jones going to realize that this is not the man to rule the sidelines? His demeanor is embarrassing. He looks lost and, at times, confused. So many times, he looks like he's trying to remember if he fed the cattle, told his wife of a dinner engagement, or locked his car.He reminds me of someone who is coaching church softball under protest.

Let's look at coaches who lack charisma and don't look bright. Tom Cable of Oakland, Dick Jauron of Buffalo, Cleveland's Eric Mangini, Jim Zorn in Washington, and Phillips. Such pillars of the league.

Now, let's look at the coaches who bleed passion, magnetism, discipline, and fearlessness: Bill Belichick, Tony Sparono of Miami, Jeff Fisher,Pittsburgh's Mike Tomlin, John Harbaugh of Baltimore, Carolina's John Fox, Mike Singletary, and Sean Payton in New Orleans. There are others. Hell, even Tampa's Raheem Morris looks promising.

What's the result? Their players want to play for these guys. They respect them to the nth degree and would die for them on the football field. That, my friends, is the backbone of chemistry. In Dallas, not so much.

Now, for the love of Lombardi, this score did not accurately reflect the state of this team. Dallas rushed for 251 yards and held the Giants to 97 yards -- and lost. How does that happen in today's league? Costly turnovers, very poor tackling, and a compassionate secondary for starters. Also, what's up the elementary practices of Flozell Adams? Tripping? Are you serious? He stuck out his leg like a bully fixing to level a nerd in the cafeteria. Totally uncalled for. These glaring weaknesses are born out of a lack of discipline and plenty of dullness which can be traced to the head coach.He sets the standard.

As I watched Dallas last night, I could have drank lighter fluid and not flinched. Sure I enjoyed the performances of Marion Barber and Felix Jones. They had some nice runs and got the Cowboys some points. But, that was about it. Every time, Tony Romo went back to pass, I dropped to my knees and promised to start going to church.Every time Eli Manning went back to pass, I muttered, "Oh ___ (insert 4-letter word)!"

I know it's only the second game of the season. I know they lost by only 3 points. I know teams have started the season 1-1 and have gone on to find success in the playoffs and make it to the Super Bowl. Yes, I know we are all human and teams just have bad days. But, I felt a sense of urgency last night; a deep thirst from the pit of my being.

Does anyone else realize that this is the second straight home game (including last year's Texas Stadium finale), that was cloaked in significance and pride, to end in complete humiliation and shame? An exclusive event in the team's history attended by the likes of Staubach, Dorsett, Lily, Irvin, Emmitt, Randy White, and Aikman that becomes an awkward moment much like the drunk uncle who began cursing and stripping naked in the middle of a prominent wedding.

If Jerry Jones wants to send a clear message to the players, the staff, and the fans that he won't tolerate this kind of play, then the only clear and logical course of action is to dismiss Wade from his duties immediately and let him go feed his cattle. Go ahead and insert Jason Garrett as head coach and promote Dave Campo as defensive coordinator for the rest of the season and see what happens. Then, for 2010, if things aren't back on track, Jerry Jones should pull out his smart phone and start dialing numbers to Bill Cowher, Mike Holmgren, Mike Shanahan, or Jon Gruden.

I know Wade Phillips is a good man. He's probably a great father, husband, farmer, and story-teller. I mean he is the son of the great Bum. He has even proven himself to be a fantastic defensive coordinator. But, he must get off and stay off the sidelines of the NFL's most valuable franchise...and I would think that the owner of that franchise would realize that.

NFL Week 2 Preview

Shock and Awe. Overwhelming. Heart pounding. Screaming-and-digging-your-nails-into-your-skull.

Call it what you want...the NFL did not disappoint last week.

Opening week in the NFL has always delivered the kind of drama and suspense that football fans can hang their hat on. While there is typically some rust to shake loose and kinks to iron out, teams and players don't disappoint in giving fans either hope or despair as they look forward to the next fifteen games.

2009 began with jaw-dropping individual performances starring Drew Brees, who picked up where he left off last year and fired 6 TD passes, and Adrian Peterson who racked up 180 yards rushing and three TD's despite needing IV's, vomiting, and repairing a gash in his forearm to get him through the game.

Several teams showed their fans and the league that 2008 was not a fluke. Pittsburgh, Baltimore, NY Giants, New Orleans, and Philadelphia continued their firepower and toughness while Minnesota, Dallas, and Seattle showed heart and promise despite playing weak opponents.

If you are the kind of person who relishes in team meltdowns, then you were ecstatic to see Buffalo, Oakland, and Chicago destroy an excellent opportunity to knock off a powerhouse. Denver and San Francisco provided further entertainment when the Niners stunned the defending NFC Champions on their turf, and the Broncos scored in the final seconds on a tipped pass that turned into an 87-yard TD in Cincy.

Week 2 is upon us, and it doesn't look like there is anything to keep you away from the TV once again, including the debut of the Dallas Cowboys in their Texas palace, Cowboys Stadium, as they take on their arch-rival, NY Giants.

• Carolina Panthers (0-1) at Atlanta Falcons (1-0): FOX, 1pm EST - If you're a Panthers fan, then you have plenty to worry about as the team heads south. Jake Delhomme and Co. looked dreadful last week vs. Philly, and things won't get much easier vs. Atlanta who looked impressive on both sides of the ball at home against Miami. The Falcons are 8-1 at home under coach Mike Smith.
  

• Minnesota Vikings (1-0) at Detroit Lions (0-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Last week, Detroit had the honor of facing a missile launcher in the potent Drew Brees who lit them up for 6 TD's. This Sunday, the Lions have the distinct honor of hosting a Tasmanian Devil on crack in Adrian Peterson who violated Cleveland for 180 yards and 3 TD's. Being subjected to this kind of abuse should be against the law.

• Arizona Cardinals (0-1) at Jacksonville Jaguars (0-1): FOX, 1pm EST - Starting with the 2000-01 NY Giants, only one Super Bowl runner-up has made the playoffs the following season. Arizona was stunned by the Niners last week at home and will now travel to the East Coast where they lost five times last season. An 0-2 start will not set well with these Cardinals, but this Jags team will be pumped at home.

• New Orleans Saints (1-0) at Philadelphia Eagles (1-0): FOX, 1pm EST - Every success comes with paying a price. Philly crushed Carolina last week, but it cost them QB Donovan McNabb who broke a rib. He and two offensive linemen are out vs. a Saints team that is wired with C4 on offense and enjoyed feasting on a rookie QB last week. Eagles QB Kevin Kolb starts his first game.

• St. Louis Rams (0-1) at Washington Redskins (0-1): FOX, 1pm EST - On October 19, 2008, the Rams shocked the league by clubbing Dallas 34-14. That was their last victory and have since lost 11 in a row including last week's disappearing act vs. Seattle 28-0. Expect Washington to hassle Marc Bulger all day due to a weak line while Jason Campbell and Co. feast on the Rams secondary.

• Cincinnati Bengals (0-1) at Green Bay Packers (1-0): CBS, 1pm EST - If you live in the Green Bay area and looking for work, check with the security detail at Lambeau Field. Bengals WR Chad Johnson (Ochocinco...whatever) has predicted that he will do the Lambeau Leap if he's able to miraculously score a TD. Blue uniforms should be plentiful in the end zones as should points scored by The Pack.

• Oakland Raiders (0-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (0-1): CBS, 1pm EST - You might want to consider setting your TiVo for the National Rugby League game between the Brisbane Broncos vs. St. George Illawarra Dragons tomorrow and then watching it Sunday.

• New England Patriots (1-0) at NY Jets (1-0): CBS, 1pm EST - In the past, if anyone slapped the Patriots insults or threats, it was like kicking a sleeping lion in the mouth. This time -- maybe not. These two teams hate each other, and some of the Jets, including head coach Rex Ryan, have slung words towards the Patriots expressing their fearlessness. But, they do actually have the tools and panache to stun the Belichick Boys who are hurting on defense.

• Houston Texans (0-1) at Tennessee Titans (0-1): CBS, 1pm EST - There were high hopes for the Houston Texans to ride their potent offense and swelling defense into the playoffs this year, but this isn't the way to start that journey. They were humiliated by the Jets on their own home turf and now travel to the Music City to take on a Titans team that is seeing red, and rested, after losing to the world champions in OT 10 days ago.

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-1) at Buffalo Bills (0-1): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Speaking of "seeing red." Something tells me that the Bills will have red and pewter in their cross hairs this Sunday as they look to unleash their fury on the Bucs after letting the Patriots come from behind last Monday night. Tampa should serve Buffalo well with their seared secondary facing T.O. and Co. This is Tampa's first trip to Buffalo ever.

• Seattle Seahawks (1-0) at San Francisco 49ers (1-0): FOX, 4:05pm EST - Both of these teams entered their season openers drunk on high hopes and enthusiasm. Those pursuits were justified as the Seahawks shutout the Rams while the Niners stunned the defending NFC champ Cardinals on the road. These victories consisted of great defense, big plays, and QB moxie. This will be a great battle.

• Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0) at Chicago Bears (0-1): CBS, 4:15pm EST - If you are a conceited, gun-slinging veteran QB who has been asked to carry an NFL institution on your shoulders, losing to a bitter division rival is not the way to start. Jay Cutler was horrendous vs. the Packers last week throwing 4 INT's, and things don't get any easier with the world champions coming to town for the first time since 1995. Bears LB Brian Urlacher is out for the year with a dislocated wrist, and Chicago has not won a game without him in the lineup since 1999.

• Cleveland Browns (0-1) at Denver Broncos (1-0): CBS, 4:15pm EST - The challenge of getting off on the right foot continues in Mile High. Rookie head coach Josh McDaniels must capitalize on last week's miraculous victory in Cincy with a big win in his home debut. On the other sideline, QB Brady Quinn must bounce back from his uninspired performance vs. Minnesota and prove to coach Eric Mangini that he made the right choice naming him the starter. Denver is 20-5 vs. Cleveland.

• Baltimore Ravens (1-0) at San Diego Chargers (1-0): CBS, 4:15pm EST - For most of the franchise's history, the Baltimore Ravens' defense has been their bedrock. Not anymore. Offensive coordinator Cam Cameron's balanced attack was on full display in their win vs. KC. San Diego stunned Oakland last week but only after letting the Raiders offense...yes, the Raiders...rack up 366 yards. They also paid the price with some significant injuries to L.T. and the offensive line.

• NY Giants (1-0) at Dallas Cowboys (1-0): NBC, 8:20pm EST - Whenever these two fierce rivals face each other, the battle is always epic. However, Sunday night is not about these gladiators. The national spotlight will be on the Coliseum. Cowboys Stadium debuts on the national stage and is expected to be filled with over 100,000 unruly and fervent citizens. Don't go anywhere Sunday night.

• Indianapolis Colts (1-0) at Miami Dolphins (0-1): ESPN, 8:30pm EST, MNF - There was a day when this matchup would be core material for any stand-up comedian. A powerful, intimidating Colts team vs. a scatter-brained Dolphins squad. Both teams have since gone through dramatic change in leadership and/or philosophy leading to this battle which could very well be decided on who wins the turnover battle. Indy has not lost a regular season game since Week 8 of last season.

STANDINGS

Chris Mortensen: 14-2

Keyshawn Johnson: 14-2

Mike Ditka: 13-3

Adam Schefter: 12-4

Cris Carter: 12-4

Eddie Chinn: 12-4

Peter King: 12-4

Week 1: Finally

Baseball is winding down. The NBA season is over. This just isn't Tiger's year. NASCAR is preparing for its 31st Spring Cup race this season, but then again who's counting. Hockey has...wait...is the NHL still in existence?

This can only mean one thing: It's time for another NFL season.

Finally.

I have had September 10 marked on my calendar for 213 days. That's how long its been since Super Bowl XLIII when Santonio Holmes laid out and caught the winning TD catch with his shoes mere inches from the sidelines.

Since then, we have had free agency, the NFL draft, mini-camps, OTA's, the Vick Chronicles, Punter-gate in Big D, and Brett's escapades slap us in the face and tease our appetite. Now, the wait is over.

Let's dig in and get this thing started. (Predictions in BOLD)

• Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers: NBC, 8:30pm EST, Thursday Night - In Week 16 last season, Pittsburgh was trounced 31-14 in Tennessee. After the game, several Titans stomped on some unwelcome Terrible Towels. For Steeler fans, that's like using the American flag to dry your car. You better believe emotions will be high.

• Miami Dolphins at Atlanta Falcons: CBS, 1pm EST - Remarkable stories poured out of both franchises last year. Rookie QB Matt Ryan stunned the league with this veteran ways while Miami had the greatest turnaround in history by going 11-6 one year after going 1-15. This was due much in part to the red-hot Wildcat offense which is spreading around the league. Atlanta's secondary is inexperienced.

• Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens: CBS, 1pm EST - Whoever handles NFL scheduling wasn't very friendly in welcoming Todd Haley to the coaching ranks. KC begins a new era in a city that excels in smashmouth football on both sides of the ball. KC is 3-0 in Baltimore while the Ravens have won five straight home games in September.

• Denver Broncos at Cincinnati Bengals: CBS, 1pm EST - All the offseason drama for both teams pretty much sealed the fact that this matchup would be a candidate for aiding sleep study patients get through the night. This is coach McDaniels first chance to silence all his critics. Good luck with that.

• NY Jets at Houston Texans: CBS, 1pm EST - Expectations are sky high for this young Texans team as they have the potential to display the league's most powerful offense. Their defense is steadily becoming a unit that you can't ignore. The Jets have a new coach and scheme, and this simply isn't the place to get off the ground.

• Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts: CBS, 1pm EST - It's going to be very strange not seeing Tony Dungy command the sidelines this season. The Jim Caldwell era begins at home vs. a divisional opponent who Indy has beat 12 out of 16 times. J-town's defense will have their hands full vs. Manning and Co.

• Philadelphia Eagles at Carolina Panthers: FOX, 1pm EST - If you look on both sides of the ball, these two teams are quite similar. They both possess offenses that are capable of leaving burn marks, and their defenses have gone through transition this year but remain stable, if not dangerous, units. Philly has only lost once to Carolina.

• Minnesota Vikings at Cleveland Browns: FOX, 1pm EST - The forecast in Cleveland is expected to be dreary, dark, and stormy...I'm not sure what the weather is going to do. All eyes will be on Brett Favre and his former boss, ex-Jets coach Eric Mangini, to see how they adapt to their new surroundings. Expect the Vikings to pillage.

• Detroit Lions at New Orleans Saints: FOX, 1pm EST - With a brand new defensive scheme that emphasizes aggression, the Saints can't wait to get their hands on rookie QB Matthew Stafford. This new Detroit team from top to bottom will have a brand new look, but expect Drew Brees and the Gang to keep them humbled.

• Dallas Cowboys at Tampa Bay Buccaneers: FOX, 1pm EST - Naturally, when you turn over a new leaf in life, its normal to struggle out of the gate. Tampa has also gone through a thorough transition, but there are weak links still to replace. Dallas shouldn't have any trouble exposing them as they look to continue their reputation of starting strong in September.

• San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals: FOX, 4:15pm EST - The NFC Champions begin the quest to defend their title vs. a Niners team that is slowly creeping onto everyone's radar. They still have some inexperience in areas that need maturity, but some key components seem to be in place. An upset win is not out of the question here, but I think the home crowd will make the difference.

• Washington Redskins at NY Giants: FOX, 4:15pm EST - It just wouldn't be an appropriate opening week without an NFC East battle, and I don't think this one will disappoint. The Redskins have a chip on their shoulder, especially on the throwing arm of Jason Campbell who would love to prove his worth in Week 1. This deep Giants defense probably has other ideas.
  

• St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks: FOX, 4:15pm EST - If there's a team this season that is equipped to match Detroit's dubious winless record last season, then it's the Rams. Their offense seems to always fall victim to key injuries, and the defense will be its usual susceptible self.The Seahawks are itching to show that Holmgren's absence won't affect them and Matt Hasselbeck's return will help that.
  

• Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers: NBC, 8:20pm EST - It makes you salivate, doesn't it? Such a great matchup to open the post-Madden Sunday Night Football season. Packer fans would love nothing more to show Cutler he should have stayed in Denver. Both teams have effective offenses and stout defenses so it should be an exciting battle. This will be their 177th meeting -- the most meetings by two teams in history.
  

• Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots: ESPN, 7pm EST, MNF - The drama continues during prime time football as the national spotlight will be on Terrell Owens in Bill Belichick territory. He will be right at home on the big stage, but we are talking about the Patriots...at home...with Brady. New England has also won 11 straight vs. the Bills.
  

• San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders: ESPN, 10:15pm EST, MNF - I don't know what to say. San Diego has a deep, full-throttle offense and a decent defense. They face an Oakland team that has neither and is in total disarray.
  

2009: Stand In Line

900 toilets and urinals.

No, that doesn't represent the number of bathrooms in Brad and Angelina's mansion, but rather it's the total number of waste receptacles inside the antiquated Texas Stadium. I've been to several Dallas Cowboys games and have stood in those lines that closely resembled those at soup kitchens during the Depression. Instead of being gone five minutes, you'd be gone half a quarter and those that were with you would swear that you had been kidnapped.

Standing in line and hearing the crowd along with the tenacious longing of release would generate a pain that you just can't measure. The anticipation was intoxicating.

Much like the chaotic activity that helps transform a movie set, the NFL has experienced feverish developments since Super Bowl XLIII. These events have given the NFL a revitalization that has fueled our desires to line up for another unpredictable season. The expectancy is overwhelming as can almost hear the chanting, foot-stomping, and yelling echoing across the empty coliseums as we set and wait for "the show" to start.

One of those arenas is the new home for the Cowboys -- aptly named Cowboys Stadium. Texas Stadium is now a construction storage facility since Dallas will now play their home games in their new 2.3 million square-foot space ship. This Texas coliseum is already the center of controversy with the trivial claims that its 72'Hx180'W HDTV screen hangs too low and must be punter-friendly. It's the world's largest domed and column-free structure supported by two quarter-mile arches. It seats 80,000 to 100,000 people and has 286 concession stands...along with 1,700 toilets and urinals.

While this is the biggest venue change this season, several franchises underwent some intense restructuring in the front offices. There are new eras beginning in Denver, Tampa Bay, Cleveland, Kansas City, and St. Louis. Head-coaching voids were also filled in New York (Jets), Indianapolis, Seattle, and Detroit. That now leaves a free-agent coaching class of Bill Cowher, Mike Holmgren, Tony Dungy, Mike Shanahan, Brian Billick, and Jon Gruden entering this season. Not bad.

Speaking of the former Bucs coach, "Chucky" didn't stay unemployed long as he will replace Tony Kornheiser on the ESPN Monday Night Football team. This kind of energy, insight, and subtle humor will be very nice to the show's ratings. Sunday Night Football certainly won't be the same without John Madden who retired in April. The legendary broadcaster, who was such a staple on Sundays, will be replaced by Cris Collinsworth.

The adventures continued on the field as free agency and trades resulted in several big names donning new helmets. Ex-Titans DT Albert Haynesworth broke the bank by signing with the Redskins. Jay Cutler was traded to Chicago for Kyle Orton. The Terrell Owens Tour left Dallas and is now playing in Buffalo. Jacksonville said goodbye to RB Fred Taylor, who landed in New England, while saying hello to former Rams WR Torry Holt. The Patriots let QB Matt Cassell sign with KC while giving the job back to someone named Tom Brady. Chiefs legend TE Tony Gonzalez bolted for Atlanta.

Unfortunately, there are a couple of faces that we will no longer see on the field or sidelines. Nashville lost its adopted son as Steve McNair was murdered on Independence Day. This NFL gladiator died unheroicly in the midst of a very tragic set of circumstances. Also, longtime Eagles DC Jim Johnson, a blitz genius, succumbed to melanoma in late July. Secondary coach Sean McDermott takes over in his place.

Some customary NFL headliners jolted the NFL society as their legal dilemmas unfolded like a TV drama. A drunk Donte' Stallworth killed a pedestrian in Miami, spent 30 days in jail, and is now suspended for the 2009 season. Plaxico Burress was indicted for being stupid with a hand gun in NY last year and sentenced to two years in prison. Also, Michael Vick has returned. He is now a Philadelphia Eagle after being released from prison in May and has already seen some action on the field. He will be eligible to play in regular season games in Week 3 and has a backbreaking task to prove himself on and off the field.

Although some football fans see it as criminal, Brett Favre waffled once again about retirement before deciding to head north to Minnesota. He knows the system like the back of his hand, and the Vikings have a tremendous line and running game to protect him so it was a perfect match. Dissension among the troops is an obvious concern, but with Favre's good-natured personality and dogma, a locker room with bad chemistry doesn't seem to be a high risk.

Life has not been dull in the NFL since Santonio Holmes' Super Bowl-winning TD catch last February. Players and franchises have been in transition while new beginnings have been birthed for others. The 2009 season simply can't get here fast enough as we embark on another year that will end in Miami at Dolphin Stadium for Super Bowl XLIV.

AFC EAST

• New England Patriots - When Tom Brady dropped to the ground after having his knee's tendons shredded last season in Game 1, time stopped. Birds stopped flying. Fans forgot their names or how much they were in debt. All that mattered was that knee -- as is the case this season. The weapons, coach Bill Belichick, and that hand-crafted defense are still in place. If "The Knee" holds up, expect to see the Patriots avenge their playoff absence last season and drive deep into the playoffs once again.

• Miami Dolphins - There is a presence; a force that is swelling in the city of Miami. His name is Tony Sparano. The first year coach went 11-5 last season and sent the Dolphins to the playoffs...after going 1-15 in 2007. This early success gives this team a very positive forecast filled with stability and credibility thanks to the work of the one and only Bill Parcells. QB Chad Pennington brings the kind of leadership this squad has been lacking. His weapons, a sound defense, and the new Wildcat offense should make this team versatile enough to make some noise once again.

• Buffalo Bills - I don't get Buffalo. Last year was the third year in a row under coach Dick Jauron that the team went 7-9, and the ninth straight without a playoff appearance. Their defense was ranked 28th in creating sacks and turnovers -- not good. Offensively, they sputtered including a dysfunctional line. The result: Jauron gets a 3-year contract extension, and they signed the always-content Terrell Owens. Not exactly a cure. On the field, the talent is there to build on and experience some success, but ending the playoff drought this year is fantasy.

• NY Jets - Just looking at Eric Mangini makes me sleepy. I can't imagine putting up with his automaton ways which were not well received and divisive. Thus, he was finally shown the door and landed in Cleveland. Enter Rex Ryan. The former Ravens DC is Buddy Ryan's son so, right away, Jets fans should know that he means business. He's all about defense and a punishing running game so expect NY to see a different team than in past years. There are glaring weaknesses in the WR corps and at QB so the growing pains could be brutal.

AFC NORTH

• Pittsburgh Steelers - Stairway to Seven. That is the new mantra that will guide the defending Super Bowl champions this season. They only lost three starters this offseason so receiving another Lombardi next February is very realistic barring significant injuries and pending legal matters with Big Ben. This is, in my opinion, the best franchise in the league top to bottom. Great city. Fight-to-the-death fans. Family-owned and operated. Quality streams through this organization like rivers of lava from a volcano.

• Baltimore Ravens - Landing a franchise QB is something that the Ravens have never experienced. This drought appears to be over after last season's remarkable rookie year by Joe Flacco. His poise, accuracy, and avoiding turnovers were key factors in Baltimore arriving at the AFC Championship Game. Offensively, this team is still dangerous, and their weapons should help Flacco avoid the sophomore jinx. Age and depleted talent via free agency riddled the defense this offseason, but this team is still a force. They aren't going anywhere.

• Cincinnati Bengals - Before every NFL season, the state of Ohio bunkers down and prepares for the storm. This is what happens when your teams are shallow, full of discord, and make up half the AFC North. At least this season, the Bengals will have QB Carson Palmer back from injury, but discord is still an issue as long as you have Chad Ochocinco on your team. There are new faces on both sides of the ball so finding chemistry on the field will be a challenge. Expectations should not be high as fans must be patient once again as they face this squall and wait for hope.

• Cleveland Browns - It's even worse 250 miles away in the city of Cleveland where change seems to be the only constant since 1999 as the Browns are constantly rebuilding. This time GM Phil Savage and coach Romeo Crennel were fired ushering in the era of George Kokinis and the insipid Eric Mangini. There is once again no stability at QB, a weak running attack, no solid depth at WR, and a porous defense. Thanks to an influx of former Jets players and a promising draft, hope also flickers, but having a winning season is a farce.

AFC SOUTH

• Tennessee Titans - Stability and fortitude have long been traits of Tennessee thanks to head coach Jeff Fisher. From there, this team has gained a reputation as having a stalwart defense and dynamic running attack. What they haven't had are WR's who can stretch opposing defenses. Thanks to the draft and nabbing WR Nate Washington from Pittsburgh, that just might change. Losing DT Albert Hanynesworth was a blow, so this defensive unit has something to prove. This franchise will also be dedicating the season to the late Steve McNair and his family.

• Indianapolis Colts - Manning. James. Harrison. Dungy. These names put Indy on the NFL map, but today only one remains. Tony Dungy, as expected, stepped down during the offseason, and Jim Caldwell will now try to fill this enormous void. QB Peyton Manning remains the field general and has plenty of weapons to keep this unit lethal if they can stay healthy. Defensively, DC Ron Meeks is also gone, and Larry Coyer takes over a unit that was ranked 11th last season. I don't expect the Colts to lose too much ground as they should be poised to enter the playoffs again.

• Houston Texans - Normalcy is becoming a very old hat for the Texans as they enter their eighth season in the league without ever posting a winning record. After the last two 8-8 seasons, it's imperative that coach Gary Kubiak break that streak this year. The offense has the capacity to be one of the most explosive in the league as long as QB Matt Schaub can stay vertical and injury-free. This defensive unit has a nice combination of youth and experience plus enormous potential. If all these pieces fall together, this Texans team might be able to play in January.

• Jacksonville Jaguars - An exorcism was conducted this offseason in J-town. New GM Gene Smith decided that talent and character should reign supreme so he handed out pink slips faster than star maps in Hollywood. Coach Jack Del Rio joined Smith in "resetting" this team which included releasing longtime Jags lynch pin Fred Taylor. Maurice Jones-Drew will now anchor and offense that has an upgraded the line and true WR threat in Torry Holt. David Garrard now has the pieces to prove that he is the answer at QB while overall depth and lingering questions on defense leaves this team praying for a winning season.

AFC WEST

• San Diego Chargers - If you look at the turbulence that has occurred this offseason in Oakland and Denver plus the rebuilding in KC, San Diego is the heavy favorite to win this division. They have proven themselves to be winners even if RB LaDainian Tomlinson isn't his normal self and without LB Shawn Merriman. L.T. swears that he will be back this year, and Merriman should once again rule the defense. With a solid offense led by Philip Rivers and a steel-clad defense, this Chargers team shouldn't have any trouble dominating this weak AFC West.

• Kansas City Chiefs - Watching the Chiefs battle through their 2-14 season last year was torturous and sickening; much like drinking spoiled, clumpy milk on a hot afternoon. What followed was a total scouring. Ex-Patriots guru Scott Pioli became GM and immediately put his stamp on the team by naming Todd Haley head coach and signing QB Matt Cassel to bring his redemptive ways to the Midwest. He also added a nice mixture of youth and veterans on both sides of the ball and traded Tony Gonzalez to Atlanta. Anticipation is sky high in KC as this new regime looks to build a solid foundation and remove the bitter aftertaste.

• Denver Broncos - Turmoil ransacked this team during the offseason leaving a pile of uncertainties a mile high. Ex-Pats OC Josh McDaniels was named head coach and then traded QB Jay Cutler to Chicago for Kyle Orton which is like giving up your porterhouse steak for french fries. WR Brandon Marshall also wants out. Of course, the running game will be stocked In true Broncos fashion, but the defense is full of new faces tackling a new scheme. It's always been difficult to build on shifting sand making me think that owner Pat Bowlen is already retiring to his office each night with a bottle of Jack pondering his decision.

• Oakland Raiders - Much like the plague of locusts that engulfed Egypt around 1200 B.C., strife and immaturity have infested the Raiders the last 7 years. They are run by a stubborn owner who has forgotten how to get to the Promised Land. Even his coaches can't get along. Coach Tom Cable is facing possible charges for fracturing the jaw of defensive assistant Randy Hanson. Details are sketchy much like the talent on the field. They do have an explosive backfield, but QB JaMarcus Russell still hasn't proven to be the answer. When you include a poor run defense and excessive penalties, it will be awhile before this epidemic has ceased.

NFC EAST

• Philadelphia Eagles - Capturing a world championship has been as elusive as Frank Abagnale. Will this be the year that Philly finally nabs this "fugitive" and delivers it to the City of Brotherly Love? QB Donovan McNabb is aging but still has the skills, smarts, and weapons to create havoc for opposing defenses. The defense lost some valuable leadership and talent via free agency, but what was added to fill those voids appears to be an upgrade. The Eagles also drafted very well and took the big plunge by signing Vick. They now feel that they have a team that is equipped to hold that trophy high above their heads.

• NY Giants - When you think of the Giants, what quickly envision a punishing running game, a suffocating and bruising defense, and having smart leaders. The loss of Burress is actually a plus, but it leaves them with an unproven receiving squad. After that, it's pure Giants football. QB Eli Manning has a new contract and will lead an offense that has one of the best lines in the league. The defense welcomes back Osi Umenyiora plus several new faces to maintain this unit's intimidating persona and provide depth. If their WR's begin to overachieve, look out.

• Dallas Cowboys - Appearances can be deceiving. Yes, Cowboys Stadium is a Herculean jewel that bleeds success. Yes, all the locker room viruses appear to have been removed. Yes, the tragedy at the practice facility was devastating for many. And, yes, Tony Romo and Wade Phillips swear they aren't the same person they were as last year. But will this change in philosophy, forged bonding from tragedy, malware removal, and new residence lead to a successful season? Will this revamped defense become a force? Will the offensive thrive and be unified? Too many questions.

• Washington Redskins - After futile attempts to trade for or draft another QB, Jason Campbell has gotten the message. Needless to say, this is a critical year to prove that he is their future, but it won't be easy since the club did nothing to give him an updated arsenal. The O-line is aged and must stay healthy to keep Campbell upright and open the holes for RB Clinton Portis. Also, the $100 million signing of Albert Haynesworth should make this 4th-ranked defense more dominant. Look for head coach Jim Zorn to be on a short leash with such a high-quality of coaches available.

NFC NORTH

• Minnesota Vikings - When Brett Favre left Green Bay, his life became a reality show. The most recent episode has #4 arriving in the "Land of 10,000 Lakes" but the dream of playing along the shores of Miami in February is now looking more like reality. There's no doubt that this defense is ironclad, the offensive line is solid, and their receiving corps is dexterous. And, RB Adrian Peterson is about as dangerous as anyone in the league when he gets the football. What's been missing is a bonafide QB. If Favre can stay healthy and gel with this teammates, then this team may go from the lakes to the oceans of Miami.

• Green Bay Packers - The NFC North has all the elements of being one very dramatic showdown this season with Favre now in Minnesota. His clashes with the Pack will be thrilling to watch. His replacement, Aaron Rodgers, had a terrific 2008 and shouldn't have much trouble continuing to make a name for himself in Cheeseland. He leads an offense that is very effective and underrated while the defense has a new DC in Dom Capers who's bringing the 3-4 to a unit which should grasp it with no problem. If this team doesn't improve their 6-10 record from last year, coach Mike McCarthy's posterior could begin getting warm.

• Chicago Bears - Watching a franchise QB wear a Bears helmet is a sight that most Bears fans have never witnessed. That's because it's been 60 years since Sid Luckman barked signals for the Windy City. Thanks to the eccentricity of Broncos coach Josh McDaniels, those days are over with the arrival of Jay Cutler. And, not since Sweetness, has this city seen a work horse like RB Matt Forte. The WR's are a mediocre bunch so expect Chicago's TE's to get a lot of catches this year. Their defense was 21st last year and will need to drastically improve in order for this team to challenge the Vikes and Pack. But, at least they have their QB.

• Detroit Lions - Was it really that big of a shock for a Matt Millen-cursed Lions team to go 0-16? Thanks to an "exorcism", Detroit has been completely transformed. The Lions have a whole new look on the sidelines, on the field, and on their helmets. A new GM is in place. Ex-Titans DC Jim Schwartz is now the head coach, and a large influx of actual talent has infiltrated the locker room. Even the lion on the helmet was re-designed to look more fierce -- apparently since intimidation hasn't been felt by opposing teams since the days of Barry Sanders. Their draft was excellent and optimism (naturally) is high, but a winning season is simply an illusion.

NFC SOUTH

• Atlanta Falcons - There is no one on this planet that would have expected to witness a rookie QB play like a true veteran and lead his team to the playoffs with an 11-5 record. Matt Ryan appears to be for real as does the offensive machine that he leads. This year, he has a new target in ex-Chiefs TE Tony Gonzalez and will, once again, rely on the powerful Michael Turner. There are some questions at CB on an above-than-average defense, and they seem very secure in the trenches. Atlanta has never had back-to-back winning season, but the pieces are in place to break that spell and put the Vick era behind them for good.

• New Orleans Saints - There was something about Hurricane Katrina that unified this city and brought this franchise new life. These last three seasons have shown that these Saints are building a contender despite the win/loss column. Coach Sean Payton and QB Drew Brees have been pivotal in giving this team a whole new identity and attitude while suffering through injuries and immaturity. This season, they have a revamped defense which finally has great depth and must counter this high-voltage offense. If they can stay healthy and mentally sharp, New Orleans will be a true tempest.

• Carolina Panthers - You know that your offense is clicking on all cylinders when you go 12-4 and have an erratic defense. Coach John Fox deserves a lot of credit for keeping the team focused and making the playoffs. QB Jake Delhomme should experience some of that same success, don't expect anything different on defense. New DC Ron Meeks comes over from Indy, but Carolina decided to fix their defensive faults through the draft so it will take some time. This year, Carolina must overachieve on defense, keep Delhomme healthy, and survive a brutal schedule, if they want to play into 2010.

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Since Tampa won their only Super Bowl in 2002, mediocrity has clothed this franchise like a straight jacket. As a result, the 81-year-old owner Malcolm Glazer went young and hired Mark Dominik, 38, as GM and Raheem Morris, 32, as head coach. Gone are Jon Gruden, LB Derrick Brooks, and RB Warrick Dunn. While Morris brings energy and enthusiasm, this Bucs team has too many uncertainties on defense, at WR, and at QB. They have a great O-line and a nice flock of RB's, but this team needs time to grow which will require much patience by the fans especially due to a daunting schedule.

NFC WEST

• Arizona Cardinals - It's always alleviating to finally experience success in the NFL especially for a franchise like the Cardinals who had never made it to a championship game since 1948. Now that they've tasted that fruit, they must show their true merit and build on that success. The indispensable Kurt Warner leads an offense that is stocked with lethal WR Larry Fitzgerald and a reloaded running attack. The defense stayed intact for the most part so if Warner can stay healthy, the Cardinals shouldn't have trouble winning the West. Coach Ken Whisenhunt has radically changed the culture in Arizona, and one can only hope that it's here to stay.

• Seattle Seahawks - The remaining three teams in this top-heavy division are each trying to change their image and destiny. It starts in Seattle where ex-Falcons coach Jim Mora Jr. looks to, once again, take a struggling franchise and make them a playoff force. On offense, QB Matt Hasselbeck and LT Walter Jones return from injuries so the expectations are high for this unit especially with the signing of WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh. Defensively, this 30th-ranked unit stunk last year so new faces and a new scheme will look to bring stability to a Seahawks team that hopes last season was just a fluke.

• San Francisco 49ers - There is no question that Mike Singletary has transformed the Niners civilization with his moral character and nail-chewing toughness. He enters his first full season as head coach facing several challenges. QB Shaun Hill will lead an offense anchored by the grindstone RB Frank Gore but they're still lacking in receivers. San Fran attempted to solve this dilemma by drafting Michael Crabtree, but it backfired due to his narcissism and stupor which has kept him from signing a contract. Defensively, they are stocked with talent, but still need to grow and improve especially in putting pressure on the QB. Hang in there, Niner fans.

• St. Louis Rams - If you're a Rams fan, struggle with patience, and have a short fuse, then I suggest you move. First year head coach Steve Spagnuolo brings fire and grit to a franchise that was anchored in obscurity. His defensive scheme will take over a unit that was wretched last season, but they have great potential. The problems don't stop there as the offense is inept even with a healthy Steven Jackson. QB Marc Bulger's career is in the toilet so expect Kyle Boller to see a lot of playing time this season. While Spagnuolo appears to be a great fit and there's a nice pool of talent to build around, it's going to be a long year for the Rams. Again.

AFC PLAYOFF TEAMS: New England, Pittsburgh, Tennessee, San Diego, Indianapolis, Houston

NFC PLAYOFF TEAMS: Philadelphia, Minnesota, Atlanta, Arizona, New Orleans, NY Giants

SUPER BOWL XLIV - Pittsburgh over Minnesota